yoo bro, add me! :)

You don’t get short income for kicking someone, keep getting 4 pieced by a deagle on eco moron

appreciate you kicking me you obnoxious hard inter. instantly requeued, won, and got placed 16k LMFAO

You probably use illegal parts! JK, nice name! Made me smile.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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