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Linkara's gonna teach you all a lesson you won't learn.
Brodsky, you're not the smartest.
Liefeld, you're not an artist.
Anyone who's had a bad comic published, it could be your turn!
Linkara!
He is a man! *PUNCH!* Wears a purdy hat.
Linkara!
He has a magic gun; where'd he purchase that?
Linkara!
Coins, robots, Amazons and trucks.
Linkara!
THIS COMIC SUCKS!
Linkara!
A poorly-written, ugly mess, but someone's gotta do it.
And it's right about time he did;
They made Watchmen without the slimy squid!
And he'll have you know that that's pretty low,
But not quite like the standards of the '90s Kid.
Setting ablaze crossovers, one-shots and tie-ins,
Linkara stands, in reality-defiance,
Atop the Fourth Wall, lookin' down on us all;
"Of course! Don't you know anything about science?"
There would be better books on this show,
But Quesada sold them to Mephisto,
And now there's nothing left to do
But share the scrapings at the bottom of the barrel with you!
Linkara!
He is a man! *PUNCH!* What's that on his arm?
Linkara!
Can't seem to fix the Continuity Alarm,
Linkara!
Rock 'n roll, Insano, some feller in a tux,
Linkara!
THIS COMIC SUCKS!
LINKARA!
LINKARA!
♥♥♥♥ and ball torture, CBT, is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals.
This may involve directly painful activities such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball busting, genital flogging, urethera play, tickle torture, erotic electro stimulation, or even kicking.
Image: electro stimulation applied on a penis.
Contents
Section 1: In pornography
Section 2: Ball stretcher
Section 3: Parachute
Section 4: Humbler
Section 5: Testicle Cuff
Section 2: Ball stretcher. A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is fastened around a man in order to elongate the scrotum, and provide a feeling of weight, pulling the testicles away from the body. While leather stretchers are most common, other models are made of steel rings that are fastened with screws causing additional, mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer. The length of the stretchers may very from 1-4 inches, and the steel models can weigh up to 5 pounds.
если тебе пришел
1 сергей - ты олег
3 сергей - норм
5 сергей - НИШТЯК
-That's my favorite scene in Full Metal Alchemist
I suggeset you stop playing your filthy casual baby-tier MOBAs and bow to the king - Quake.
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These men are PAWNS!
I put a price of 20,000 dirham on their heads.
Next they will be hailed as the true messenger of GOD!
They were just a couple of songwriters, who came to Ishtar, to break into show business.
Easy boy, easy boy, easy boy, easy boy! What the hell's the matter with him is he blind?! Well yeah he is, bu-but he's in perfect condition.
So how did they wind up on everyone's hit list?
Your life is in danger.
Behave normally we have guns pointed at your back. No don't put your hands up you idiot!
Oh little darlin'. My little darlin'.
I can't believe these men may control the fate of the Middle East.
Oh where, ar-are you?
Do it! Ayiyiyiyiyiyi schmechahii buttahotsfayaaah!
HOOPA HOOPA HOOPA
Kno-ow well-a. That my love-a
Are the two American messengers of god dead yet?
Is this the oasis? Does this look like an oasis to you? Yeah look at the birds! Are those vultures?
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
Wa-as just fo-or you
He's aiming at us! Would you stop being paranoid! Run smuck, they're trying to kill us!
Warren Beatty. Dustin Hoffman. Isabelle Adjani.
Your girl? How did she get to be your girl?
ONLY YOU!
I think they're wonderful!
Ishtar: Written and directed by Elaine May
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this is some of our best work!
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1 laik - ti pitux pizdec vashe
5 laikoff - ti pitux, no ne zapushenni
10 laikoff - pachti alfach
15 laikoff - yroven Iisysa ili chtoto vishe
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
*breaks sound barrier*