It was a nice day, right after the kawaii kup. LG still hadn't been given their prize money. Later that day, JOHNSMITH, Arrox, 13 and Shockwave all applied to the BCL council. Several days later JOHNSMITH was interviewed by Aita, who asked him typical questions, such as: "Do you want to be on council?" "Why?" and, most importantly, "what color are your socks?"JOHNSMITH replied with "Yes." "I want to ♥♥♥♥ Aita really hard." and "blue" respectively. Aita, of course, fearing for his life and hating the color blue, said, "I don't want to be raped. You're not on council." JOHNSMITH replied, saying: "Aita, you are lifeindanger."
Enraged by the fact that he didn't get accepted into council and Arrox, 13 and Shockwave were all accepted, young JOHNSMITH decided to join Arrox's pub and tried to kill him. Arrox destroyed JOHNSMITH 18/0 within 40 seconds. Enraged even further by this JOHNSMITH came up with an ingenious plan, hack Arrox's account and get him kicked off the council by screaming "♥♥♥♥♥♥" in chat and then screenshotting it and making a reddit thread on another account.
JOHNSMITH, having no hacking experience, decided to take a college course on hacking. Of course, being the genius he is, JOHNSMITH was able to finish the entire course within 4 seconds. JOHNSMITH then hacked Arrox's account within 0.2 femtoseconds, and joined his pub. He then proceded to call everyone a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, took a screenshot of the event and made a reddit thread calling Arrox a racist cuckboy. Arrox, being the extreme reditter that he is, quickly discovered this reddit thread. He was immediately very confused and thought about what to say. Quickly realizing that no one would believe that it was not he who said that, decided to go along with it and say that he was deeply sorry for the whole event and that he was drunk. But it was too late, Aita had seen the thread and did not allow Arrox onto the council.
Days later Aita talked to JOHNSMITH and told him that he had reconsidered and allowed JOHNSMITH onto the BCL council, as long as he did not rape Aita.

Once, long ago, in a time know as the drought(pre-parity) two legends met off, on a map lost to time, slumlord. Mandanobala met here, on slumlord, to accept ZeroArmada's challenge. The rules were simple: the loser, would be banned, from Blacklight forever and the Winner would become the greatest Blacklight player to ever live and obtain Mandanobala's aimjunkies subscription. These two legends met, in the center of slumlord and began to talk, informing each other of the rules and ♥♥♥♥ talking the other. After they were both ready, an epic battle ensued. Mandanobala fought vigorously and played very well, in the beginging of the game he had 15 kills and 2 deaths. But then, something unexpected happened, Zero started killing consistently and taunting after ever kill. Mandanobala was still beating Zero, but didn't realize why Zero taunted after every kill. The game soon ended, Mandanobala went 18/5 while Zero went 5/18, surprisingly, Mandanobala lost because of the taunt points Zero gained from killing him. Mandanobala, honoring the deal, gave Zero his aimjunkies subscription and was banned for hacking. However, Mandanobala swore that, one day, he would get unbanned
He continued to create accounts saying "I'M MANDANOBALA AND I'M NOT A HACKER!" in global chat. However, he never got unbanned. Eventually Mandanobala lost hope and died in his sleep several days later.

It was a warm winter day on august 15th when LG and APx were scrimming on vertigo. The rosters were, Kormo, Kibbinz, Arrox, Exam and Kiryu for APx and RedSerpent, Billy, Lync, Verb and Zero. LG spawned at B and APx spawned at C. Kormo went towards C and so did Red. Kormo, with his incredible speed, capped C within 1 second, before Red could even get near C. When Red arrived at C the two were engaged in a duel which Kormo won. Later on in the match Red Serpent, Verb and three other LG members rushed C, engaging Kormo in combat. Kormo fought valiantly and ended up slaying three of them, with just Red and Verb remaining and the game at 700(APx) to 650(LG), Red and Verb realized that they needed to rush Kormo. Red rushed in first, engaging Kormo in a one on one duel, Kormo ended up slaying Red before Verb could run in the assist him. Kormo, however, could not defeat Verb with only 20 health and ended up dying. In the end the score was 748(APx) to 750(LG) At the end of the game, Red serpent congratulated kormo saying that he held extreme reverence for him, as Kormo is the only person who has(and will) ever best him in a duel. Kormo replied saying "Thank you." However because Red is shy, he was unable to tell Kormo his true feelings, he was in love. Thankfully Red did tell Verb this, and Verb, thankfully, told Kormo that Red liked him. Kormo said "Tell Red that I like him, too. :3" and asked Red on a date. Red replied saying "Oooh....okay, Kormo." After three weeks, Kormo proposed to Red, who happily accepted. That night, Kibbinz was spying on them from Nest on containment as they did the sexiest of things... do mathematics.

(I know there are grammar mistakes in this, but they're supposed to add to the meme)

Rest in peace APx you were great.. can't wait for the new BLR in 2080.. i'll make a video with OBS in 1080p and then.... we will still have our 70 year old cpu's and we will run the game at 4 fps... but we shall kill everyone..

I'll hit every headshot

Faad3e will get those tripples

Tyriack will step on his ♥♥♥♥

Arrox will fap

Bhomie will return

Hacks will call me a hacker.

Snickers will yell at me

Fadian will scream at me and tell me to move onto the bridge by C

Amanda will still be whatever an amanda does.

Combat Wombat will not get on.

Ching will chong all over people

Then.. LG will join our PUB, challenge us to a scrim..

But this time the Kibbinz curse will be broken..

We will beat them 750/100 and I will be using AMR and no scoping the whole time. ;D

I'll miss you APx RIP in peace

//Kibbinz