How about instead of "love island" it was "brain island" and the contestants have to suck knob

Dear Ugandans,

Today marks a red letter day in the history of this great nation. Today marks the one year anniversary since the conception of the newly formed state of Uganda, and with it the special forces group named UGSAS. It began with a strike team infiltrating some cheeky boys in a ranked match on Assault and it ended with the beginning of a new era.

Throughout the past 12 months we've laughed, we've cried, we've seen inflation, a fox and a baby, the subway sandwhich, Ewan's descent into madness, some true reactionary behaviour, literally who, Saint becoming a man, the birth of the discord group, the death of the Skype group, the rebirth of the Discord group, Gevo's ♥♥♥♥ and numerous other reasons this great nation should be raided by the FBI. We've made many new friends along the way, especially ones who never even post anymore, utter skags.

Here's to another year so that we may live to the ripe old age of 58, the average life expectancy of the a Ugandan.

Mungu awabariki wote na kuona katika vita

- Captain Alex.

Omg hai ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^___________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^___<)
Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the ♥♥♥♥ it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the ♥♥♥♥ of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who engage in every kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of ♥♥♥♥ that makes little kiddies and underageb& ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eat this ♥♥♥♥ right the ♥♥♥♥ up.
Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the ♥♥♥♥ out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.