Welcome! You are an absolute idiot!

Greetings,
If you were invited to this group I'm afraid there are bad news for you. So sit down, take a deep breath, and prepare for the big news.
You are an idiot. You haven't hit puberty yet. And if you have, you are the biggest loser on planet earth. You show your dominance by calling others noob, while not showing any signs of team work or basic understanding of the English language. Please, do the world a favour, and uninstall the game.

Kind regards,
Daniel.