Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day,how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war, the war of work, but from the moment as a child when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle. A never-ending fight. I say to you, and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight! We are warriors! Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more: Rise and be worthy of this historical hour! No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself! Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers and door to door charlatans. This is our duty: to change their perception. I say salesmen... and women of the world unite! We must never acquiesce for it is together, TOGETHER, THAT WE PREVAIL! We must never cede control of the motherland! For it is together that we prevail!

Just saying, "Hey."

KF2 friday night. KF2. There will be a player prize decided by consensus vote of players. Yes, we will have a dedicated server. No, it will not be a good one. w00t. Waiting to get KF2? It is ok, if you are bored, we can stream for your viewing pleasure.

Brett, Erick, Kerry, and I were playing Payday 2 (The Search for More Money) and it happened to be Brett's first day playing. As a matter of courtesy and education, we took Brett on a whirlwind tour of the various heists. We robbed a bank, assaulted the FBI, killed a mobster, and failed to complete a Shadow Raid (for our NSA peeps investigating this post: This was in a video game. It in no way represents contemplation or preparation for conducting real world operations; so, chill. Now that that is out of the way, I can continue). Finally, we thought that we all deserved to relax at the Nightclub.

Due to the strict dress code of the club in question, namely that heavily armed individuals will be detained by a criminal organization, we had to bar Brett from entering the club. Luckily, Erick rapidly thought up a task for Brett to do while out in the street. He (falsely) informed Brett that we needed the license plate numbers off the cars parked in front of the club in order to discern which one belonged to the manager. Of course, Kerry and I played along and the situation became increasingly dire. By the end of it, we had (falsely) informed Brett that one of the cars had a car bomb which would detonate, destroying the club and killing us all, if we entered the wrong passcode into a computer; the passcode, of course, was based on the various license plates outside. So, Brett walked around outside the club for approximately ten minutes reading off license plates.

Meanwhile, Erick, Kerry, and I were messaging over Steam to release our pent up laughter. Erick even had to mute his mic so vent would not transmit his audible loling (that is what the kids call it nowadays. Back in my day, we called it lmaoing and wore onions on our belts, because that was the style at the time.).

The night ended with a Firestarter mission and, as one final hazing for our new compatriot/old friend, we had him set up the thermal drill. Of course, Kerry had not turned off the electricity so he got electricuted and many laughs were had.

For enduring his trials and tribulations on Payday 2 and joining the heisting crew, I hereby bestow upon Brett the honorable title of Player of the Month.

The second moon prize is up for grabs this weekend. Two ways you can enter.

#1: Submit a story about play this week or this weekend here to the forums.
#2: Recruit someone to the MoonMasters. Not just any shlub but someone you have played with or know that will make a good addition. If you don't have the ability to invite someone, you can message someone with admin rights or post their name in the thread in discussions.

Deadline: Sunday 11/2 at midnight.