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LETS PLAY TERRARIA!!!!

Cotorra — Fri, 18 Sep 2015 11:14:46 +0000

Ye Tea Knights, the Golden Kettle calls to rally on a Terraria massive tournement! Join the llighter side!

Lets Play Terraria!

Cotorra — Sun, 16 Aug 2015 16:02:31 +0000

Join me on chat for server details! Up to 10 players o.o

The Coronation is to Begin

Cotorra — Mon, 20 Jul 2015 22:57:35 +0000

Dear kommanders and knights of the tea, It is The One that speaks to you:

In this merry day, It is my pleasure to announce the coronation of the first hybrid between the two factions of the evil coffee and the truthful tea. Combine244 is a top official of the Knights of the Coffee and a loyal member of the Knights of the Tea, having joined nearly at the beginning of the rightous group. It is my pleasure to announce, that as a step forward to a stabilization in the Coffee-Tea region, the Dark Evil Lord has agreed to allow Combine244 as our new KOMMANDER DIPLOMATIC AMBASSADOR, a top official of both groups that will foster communication during times of peace. May our people rejoice in this step forward to victory, a step forward to the elimination and convertion of evil! May the revolution live ten thousand years and our compatriots' kettles be ever filled with fragant tea. May the Golden Kettle be with all, and its hot spring of water baptized us of all evil, praise be his name! Rejoice, children of tea, rejoice for our union is stronger than ever, rejoice for that one day that we may reign supreme is just upon our doors!

The Golden Kettle and The One congratulate our new heir to truth and light. May your days be many in our group, and your saucer be ever filled, may the tea teach you the rightous way, with the guidance of the Golden Kettle at your ever side. May your tea be ever hot and never blend!

-The Coronation has been brought to an official end, Thank you for endless devotion, tea knights, and continue the hunt, for the revolution has merely started!

As ever, your most devoted and beloved of all, Cotorra Bella!

FREE EMOTIONS!

Cotorra — Mon, 20 Jul 2015 03:19:47 +0000

All new knights, as a rule of the Knights of tea, the tradition has been kept to give all new knights free tea emoticons as a pledge of loyalty and protection towards the forces of evil! IF YOU ARE A TEA KNIGHT OR DO NOT OWN A TEA BAG EMOTICON PLEASE MESSAGE ME OR COMMENT BELOW!!!!

As always, your most beloved and hot one, -Cotorra Bella
May your kettles be ever filled with the truth of the Golden Kettle and The One

WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME!!!

Cotorra — Fri, 17 Jul 2015 22:34:13 +0000

It is my pleasure that today, our group of knights have increased by a mere 35%! Lets all say "hi" to our new tea knights compatriots and salute their wise choice to become one with the true race. VIVE LE TEA! VIVA LA REVOLUCION

-As Always, your beloved and most tearish, -Cotorra Bella

Hail to our Beloved Brother: TheBlueMeanie1 for his new Authorial Position

Cotorra — Fri, 17 Jul 2015 17:45:45 +0000

After a long night discussing the traitors in the Knights of the Tea Table, the Father of Tea and the others have concluded to the necessity of an official to deal with the traitors and betrayers of our Teavolution! And who else more kalified that commander BlueMeanie? Who else more competent and optimistic than this pal? ahhh, hereby announced, TheBlueMeanie1 as new officer of the Knights of Tea, you are now INFORMANT KOMMANDER, and a member of the Round Table

~~Give your thanks and congratulations to our new officer in the comments below~~

-May your kettles be forever filled with the fragance of tea, and the One grant you eternal joy, your ever most beautiful, Cotorra Bella

Y'ALL TRAITORS!!! BETRAYERS OF THE REVOLUTION!!! SHAMERS OF THE ONE~~~ HEADS WILL BE ROLLING!

Cotorra — Fri, 17 Jul 2015 17:36:56 +0000

It has come to my attention from three little birds and informants, that some of our beloved knights of the tea, hereby held by our code of law, are in fact, breaking this law, by defecting to the Knights of Coffee and leaving our group. Now you must understand that under special diplomacy conditions (such as that of our Father of Tea *me*) one may join both groups to establish ties with the devil themselves, BUT this is not applicable to non-diplomatic members. BEWARE TEA BASTARDS, THE REVOLUTION WILL BE UPHELD, THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT DIE, DO NOT BETRAY THYSELF! HEADS WILL BE ROLLING one the Father of Tea finds out who the betrayers are!

-Be Kind to each other and inform me of any discrepencies, your beloved and ever one, Father of Tea, Bella Cotorra

HAPPY BASTILLE DAY!!!

Cotorra — Tue, 14 Jul 2015 19:15:28 +0000

To all French and non- French out there, Happy Bastille Day!!! May the Golden Kettle bless thy cups and saucers and fill them with eternal tea! Might the evil coffee beans burn in eternal fire and their taste be blend. Hail to the mighty Golden Kettle, Hail to the The Knights of Tea!

Viva La Revolucion!

-Your most beautiful and eviliest, Cotorra Bella

NEW FLAG!!!!

Cotorra — Mon, 29 Jun 2015 20:28:01 +0000

Rejoice, the Knights of Tea have acquired a new flag! Here is the symbolism behind the colours: Green (for Green tea) and Orange (for Earl Gray), battle each other for power of the Tea world. Our unity brings peace (white band in the middle) with the union that is to drink tea. The sun in the upper right corner stands for the future glory of our union

your dearest and eviliest, Evil Koala

-May the tea be with you

It is that time of the year!

Cotorra — Sun, 28 Jun 2015 05:49:00 +0000

Yes, it is that time of the year, dear compatriots!

The elections for the Knights of the Tea Round Table would be upheld in a upcoming day! The candidates for the honorary positions would be soon announced and so will be the electorial system of our glorious union.

May the Tea be with you and your kettles always full. May your tea be black as night and green as grass, may your cups be hot and your scent might!

As always, your sweetest Eviliest Koala,