♥♥♥♥ guys, this group is old

zomg i'm 200% done rn
swordkill's running out of RAM upstairs
spawner's desynchronised, resuming in 3... 2... 1...
fm is a shameless capitalist dog
virus is a shameful capitalist dog (&bourgoisie ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)
i think nublins prolly playing for honor

♥♥♥♥ are you guys even doing these days?

Spawner grew up too fast and broke reality. now lives as a mysterious old hermit in the bizzaro mountains.
SwordKill is too scared to face post-dematerialised reality, has hidden from the dark matter rays in layer upon layer of tinfoil.
Virus continues to book passage on the barge who crosses the glittery golden river of the outer plane. his voyage will never end.
Silent Protag melted into liquid metal and the reflection of bismuth and faceted welo opals. the beautiful imagery of his continued existance was spilled onto canvas, which now hangs on my fridge.
Nublin ate a load of acid and broke into my mind.

Captain Spawner is a robo fetishist (also catmaster/spellwarrior +11)
Quarter Master SwordKill is a lazy pothead (also codmaster/reefblower +17)
Boatswain Virus is an emotional trainwreck (also cbatobuymgsmaster/paranoid +44)
Mess Sergeant (ehehehe) Silent Protag is a powder monkey (also pokemonmaster/gastrobot +9)
Cabin (tea) Boy Nublin is a scurvy swab (also prefixmaster/problemchild +2)