when you just got home from the pizza place and they ain’t got anymore pizza plus the worker was bein a rude ass ♥♥♥♥♥ and you see your wife on the couch ♥♥♥♥♥♥ another man so you go to beat the man and when he turns around you realise it’s your brother who died in a car crash 7 years ago and they confess he faked his death so he could continue ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your wife without suspicion and so you overwhelmed at this point you thinking wtf I did to deserve this when you hear a knock on the door and it’s your neighbour asking for sugar because they baking a cake and they ran out but you really not in the mood to go looking for any sugar so you lie and say you diabetic so you don’t use sugar so now they walking looking sad bc they ain’t got their sugar and you waving like

♫▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬­­­▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬­­­­­­­­­▬▬▬♫ ­
ＳＨＵＴ　ＵＰ　ＡＮＤ　ＥＮＪＯＹ　ＴＨＥ　ＮＩＧＨＴＣＯＲＥ ！
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soap BOTA??

We can still talk in comments

2:46 AM - 2uprockman: "If you can't hide your porno mags, don't have them."
2:46 AM - 2uprockman: -Isaac Newton
2:47 AM - 2uprockman: *sla['*

2:00 AM - 2uprockman: ow frick my anime
2:00 AM - 2uprockman: sorry my cat stepped on my anime with his claws out
2:00 AM - 2uprockman: Ow frick it stings like the weed.

1:03 AM - Robfire: ♥♥♥♥♥♥
1:03 AM - Robfire: CHICKEN
1:03 AM - Robfire: what
1:03 AM - Robfire: i'm sorry

2:37 AM - 2uprocky: Because you msleell like a wd.ersdle/.

1:04 AM - 2uprocky: We have a crush on petet.e.t.e.etete.'
1:04 AM - 2uprocky: lol I bet u smok hometruck,.
1:05 AM - 2uprocky: PS I'm staloon.

xI0GAMER0Ix2 37 minutes ago

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!!!!!!!1 FIRST !!!!!!!
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Crash5161

Crash5161 36 minutes ago

You fail SO HARD
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12:49 AM - Robfire: why is grandmas theme so sad sounding
12:50 AM - FLUDDGadd: because she just farted and it smells so bad

3:06 AM - Ultimate Kawaii: Ronald mcdingle.
3:09 AM - Ultimate Kawaii: yon cemu

1:56 AM - Robfire: By the way
1:56 AM - Robfire: I found out
1:56 AM - Robfire: ratboy genus
1:56 AM - Ultimate Kawaii: genisu~~~~
1:56 AM - Robfire: is
1:56 AM - Robfire: made by
1:56 AM - Ultimate Kawaii: Gay?
1:57 AM - Robfire: a
1:57 AM - Robfire: OH
1:57 AM - Ultimate Kawaii: Oh
1:57 AM - Robfire: OK
1:57 AM - Ultimate Kawaii: Ratboy likes ratboys.
1:57 AM - Ultimate Kawaii: Not ratgirls.

11:05 PM - Ultimate Kawaii: Anyways so I said to her
11:05 PM - Ultimate Kawaii: "Let's get married"
11:05 PM - Ultimate Kawaii: And then I died of a
11:05 PM - Ultimate Kawaii: Of falling off a bridge

10:46 PM - The Police Department: unlock your heart
10:46 PM - Ultimate Kawaii: <3
10:46 PM - Ultimate Kawaii: < 3
10:46 PM - Ultimate Kawaii: < 3
10:46 PM - The Police Department: ~~
10:46 PM - Ultimate Kawaii: < you're a huge ♥♥♥♥ 3
10:46 PM - Ultimate Kawaii: That's what was in my heart

23:46 Robfire: wii ♥♥♥♥
23:46 Robfire: wii fit*
23:46 Robfire: sorry typo

3:04 AM - Robfire: He gets all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
3:05 AM - 2upcluck: And how many do I get
3:05 AM - 2upcluck: Like
3:05 AM - 2upcluck: 17
3:05 AM - 2upcluck: A week
3:05 AM - Robfire: 0
3:05 AM - Robfire: a lifetime
3:05 AM - 2upcluck: shut up you don't know me
3:05 AM - Robfire: 17 a week
3:05 AM - Robfire: that's
3:05 AM - Robfire: like
3:05 AM - Robfire: 2.5 a day
3:05 AM - Robfire: TWO AND A HALF WOMEN
3:05 AM - 2upcluck: I have half a woman some days
3:05 AM - 2upcluck: FJASNJADKLS

4:31 AM - 2upcluck: Say you love me pls
4:31 AM - Robfire is now Offline.

4:23 AM - 2upcluck: anime

4:13 AM - 2upcluck: No frick homestuck
4:13 AM - 2upcluck: Yoloswag

4:07 AM - 2upcluck: I;m sorry I get drunk on saturdays and go to church on sundays to pray for people who get drunk on saturday" -qoute from thgat one thing

3:54 AM - 2upcluck: lolololololololnubr scrub lmlg swaglord mcliccorice stickswags.

ye thatss wut i thot.

­

1Objection and I are ♥♥♥♥ buddies we make out and have 1 thousand babies.
P.S. Rob I'm sorry I cheated on you.

1objection is GAY!!!!!

1:46 AM - Yukko Ono has changed their name to Lola Bunny.
1:46 AM - Lola Bunny: Woops I misspelled Kenzaburou

So my new computer lets me play video games. Video games that I've never been able to play b4! LYKE BUTTCRAFT

1:34 AM - 2upclock: I love you.
1:34 AM - 2upclock: I mean not in a gay way but
1:34 AM - 2upclock: In a completely gay way
1:34 AM - 2upclock: In the gayest way possible,

4:01 PM - 2upclock: yourm om is naruto.

omfg

!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I went to a Walmart Supermarket the other day and I saw THE Woody and Buzz Lightyear from the show. Or maybe it was 2 guys dressed up as them.

3:08 AM - KenzaBRO: ur gunna be a mom
3:08 AM - KenzaBRO: i'm pregger
3:08 AM - KenzaBRO: s

2:38 AM - KenzaBRO: I love ♥♥♥♥♥.

1:44 AM - Anajamois: Y'SEE
1:44 AM - Anajamois: FRIENDS
1:44 AM - Anajamois: ARE LIKE GUITARS...
1:44 AM - Anajamois: I don't have a guitar
1:44 AM - Robfire: but do you have
1:44 AM - Robfire: GUITARS?????
1:44 AM - Anajamois: no
1:44 AM - Robfire: oh
1:48 AM - Robfire: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
1:48 AM - Anajamois: Shut up Lenny
1:48 AM - Robfire: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
1:48 AM - Robfire: HELP
1:48 AM - Robfire: I TRIED TO WINK AND MY EYE MELTED OFF MY FACE
1:49 AM - Anajamois: /me wanks at you
1:49 AM - Anajamois: Wait no
1:49 AM - Robfire: o
1:49 AM - Robfire: oh
1:49 AM - Robfire: oh
1:49 AM - Robfire: ok
1:50 AM - Robfire: oh
1:50 AM - Robfire: didn't you already do that
1:50 AM - Robfire: though
1:50 AM - Anajamois: ...You remember that?
1:50 AM - Robfire: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
1:50 AM - Anajamois: ♥♥♥♥ you
1:50 AM - Robfire: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
1:50 AM - Anajamois: ♥♥♥ u
1:51 AM - Robfire: ( ͡; ͜ʖ ͡;)
1:51 AM - Robfire: I AM CRY NOW
1:51 AM - Anajamois: good

6:12 AM - nono: night reb
6:12 AM - Robfire: REB
6:12 AM - nono: sleep well.
6:12 AM - Robfire: REB
6:12 AM - Robfire: REB
6:12 AM - Robfire: REB
6:12 AM - Robfire: REB
6:12 AM - Robfire: REB
6:12 AM - Robfire: REB

2:34 AM - nono: Maybe they payed people to give them money

1:39 AM - nono: I did not know that jong cema

5:37 AM - Robfire: You know
5:37 AM - Robfire: these conversations
5:37 AM - Robfire: would be like
5:37 AM - Robfire: so much less awkward
5:37 AM - Robfire: if we were
5:37 AM - Robfire: speaking to each other in real life
5:37 AM - Jolly ol' St. Nicolas Cage: Dating
5:37 AM - Jolly ol' St. Nicolas Cage: Okh
5:37 AM - Robfire: fadns;nCX
5:37 AM - Robfire: BV
5:37 AM - Robfire: CB
5:37 AM - Jolly ol' St. Nicolas Cage: Oh
5:37 AM - Robfire: BVXCBMKXDFMG
5:37 AM - Jolly ol' St. Nicolas Cage: Yeah
5:37 AM - Robfire: NPO
5:37 AM - Robfire: BNF
5:37 AM - Robfire: NO
5:37 AM - Robfire: NO
5:37 AM - Robfire: N
5:37 AM - Robfire: OWH
5:37 AM - Robfire: Y
5:37 AM - Robfire: WHY
5:37 AM - Robfire: WH
5:38 AM - Jolly ol' St. Nicolas Cage: I dunno, just sounded like something you would say
5:38 AM - Robfire: DO YOU UNDERSTAND
5:38 AM - Robfire: THAT
5:38 AM - Robfire: I AM NOT YOU
5:38 AM - Robfire: ♥♥♥♥
5:38 AM - Robfire: THE DIFFERENCE IS I KNOW PEOPLE WHO STAND STILL AND YOU DON'T

2:38 AM - Rudolphfire: bablad is my favrit anime
2:38 AM - Rudolphfire: ^_^

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You
mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

1:28 AM - Robfire: french is way cooler than spanish
1:28 AM - Robfire: in stead of taco olay senor you go oui oui baguette croissant

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5:03 AM - 2upclock: Ok
5:03 AM - 2upclock: So
5:03 AM - 2upclock: A woman has a baby
5:03 AM - 2upclock: But it's ready
5:04 AM - 2upclock: As the couple is not ready to raise a baby
5:04 AM - 2upclock: So she gives it up
5:04 AM - 2upclock: And later in life
5:04 AM - Robfire: And dies?
5:04 AM - 2upclock: They want children
5:04 AM - 2upclock: And decide to adopt
5:04 AM - Robfire: Oh
5:04 AM - 2upclock: And decide to adopt this one kid
5:04 AM - 2upclock: But they don't know
5:04 AM - 2upclock: It's their actual kid
5:04 AM - 2upclock: so
5:04 AM - Robfire: FIND OUT IN THE NEW TEEN DRAMA SHOW FIRDAYS AT 6
5:04 AM - Robfire: ON MTV
5:04 AM - 2upclock: ASIDBANDSJASKl

5:07 AM - Robfire: epic fail XD
5:07 AM - 2upclock: epic fail!!!!!
5:07 AM - 2upclock: rofl
5:07 AM - Robfire: ♥♥♥♥
5:07 AM - 2upclock: ilaDGVAUISTHSDJKFASDL'
5:07 AM - 2upclock: AHAHAHHAAA
5:07 AM - 2upclock: AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA
5:07 AM - 2upclock: HA
5:07 AM - 2upclock: I WIN
5:07 AM - 2upclock: THE SLOW TYPER
5:07 AM - 2upclock: BEAT YOU
5:07 AM - Robfire: I KNOW PEOPLE THAT STAND STILL.
5:07 AM - Robfire: AND SAY THAT.
5:07 AM - 2upclock: oK
5:07 AM - 2upclock: I KNOW PEOPLE THAT STAND STILL.
5:07 AM - Robfire: I DONT
5:07 AM - Robfire: KNOW
5:07 AM - 2upclock: -ROBERT FYRESTEIN
5:07 AM - Robfire: WHAT I WAS
5:07 AM - 2upclock: 2012
5:07 AM - Robfire: TRYING TO SAY
5:07 AM - Robfire: WHAT
5:07 AM - Robfire: IS WRONG WITH ME
5:07 AM - 2upclock: YUP
5:07 AM - Robfire: THAT IS NOT
5:07 AM - Robfire: LIKE
5:07 AM - Robfire: WHAT
5:07 AM - Robfire: ♥♥♥♥

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3:20 AM - 2upclock: I don't know what an snes is
3:20 AM - 2upclock: Sounds like
3:21 AM - 2upclock: A gay movie

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