Hey everyone. A good friend of mine and I were discussing the idea of starting a gaming clan. I think that turning this group into a clan would be the simplest. Don't worry! The SHPEES will still be our No. 1 priority, but we will also be a clan with a Teamspeak server, etc.

What do you guise think? Leave an opinion in the comments.

If you happen to come across a baby SHPEE in the wild, there are a few things you can do ensure its survival:

1. Do not kill them.
2. Do not startle them.
3. Follow them, when appropriate, and help keep them out of harms way.
4. If you can, help them get their first kill (assists count).
5. If they are threatened with the prospect of death, do your best to remove that threat, but do not startle the SHPEE in the process.
6. Never feed them coffee.
7. Do not take them out after midnight.
8. If they begin to squeak through a microphone, however, show them no mercy (do your best to shut them up, BUT DON'T KILL EM'!).
9. If you by accident startle a baby SHPEE, allow them to blow off some steam and calmly walk away.
10. MOST IMPORNATNLY: NEVER allow a baby SHPEE to be Ubered unless there is NO OTHER OPTION.