So stoked for those lit bars fam 🔥🔥🔥

Where them mad beats at yo

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So you guys think Japan is cute and fun huh? Enjoying your cute little animation drawings from Asia? Well I learned in school today that Adolf Himmler was arbeitsführer of the Snitzelstaffel, a military commander, and a leading member of the Thaiwanese Nazi Party of Nazi. THIS CHINESE DUDE OCCUPIED CANADA FOR 13 YEARS.

How do you like your Japanimation now, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

>put bump of K in professors coffee >gets put in emergency room with heart congestion and severe indigestion

I'M SERIOUSLY FREAKING THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT HERE GUYS I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL

HAY GUISE CHECK OUT MINECWARF SURVUR 192.168.1.12

These rhymes aint raw. Theys just undercooked.

STFU and Look, I'm sick and tired of yall critisizing 50. I know EVERYTHING there is to know about 50 Cent. He is the best rapper out there, and if you don't think so, well you don't know music and you don't even listen to all of 50 Cent's songs. Some of the songs may be a little nasty but that isn't all he raps about. He sings about violence bacause he had somuch of it in his life! i mean he DID see his mother be murdered. and he sings about drugs sometimes because he dealed crack at a young age. he lost a lot of loved ones at a very young age too. he didn't start dealing drugs until that happened. Maybe you all should give his music a chance- by one of his cds. One day, i will meet 50 and tell him all about what i think. 50 Cent is the best!

That's why I just shove a nose trimmer up mah b-hole

I JUST SHAVED MY BUTT HOLE AND NOW IT'S BLEEDING. THERE WAS TOO MUCH HAIR IN MY BUTT AND IT FELT LIKE THERE WAS ALWAYS SOMETHING UP THERE. I WAS SICK OF ADJUSTING IT EVER FEW MINUTES. SHAVING IT WAS FINE UNTIL THE END WHEN I NOTICED IT WAS BLEEDING IN THAT STRETCH OF SKIN WHERE MY ASS MET MY ♥♥♥♥. WHEN I SEEN BLOOD ON THE RAZOR I FREAKED. THEN I PUT A WASHCLOTH UP THERE THAT IS NOW SOAKED WITH BLOOD AND ♥♥♥♥. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER SHAVE YOUR ASS.

BROKE YOUR STUPID CRAP MORON

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS, BUT QUIGLY MY NIGGLY... HIS RHYMES SURE CAN!

I lost my virginity to a goat. I was working at a bird sanctuary and they had some goats and sheep there. I was left to close up one day and I thought i'd stay around because the weather was awesome and it was so peaceful. I got horny and decided to act on all the animal porn i'd watched and found so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot. I tied one of the goats up in one of the hay barns and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it bareback in the ass. It was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing and I was ♥♥♥♥ scared in case I got caught.

That was like 6 years ago and since then I've ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about 8 girls and 2 guys and nothing was as good as that goat. I'm planning on doing something similar again soon and on a regular basis.

Yes, I am a fox. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Go and watch your stupid anime ♥♥♥♥ while I have SEX with my boyfriend.

Now here be a tale, all about how me life got flipped, turned upside-down, And I'd like to take a minute, So just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the pirate of a port called Bel-Air. In West Philadelphia, born and raised, On the shipyard is where I spent most of me days Chillin out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, And all shootin some cannons outside of the galleon When a couple of Brits, who were up to some good, Started shippin' gold in me neighborhood, I got in one little battle and me captain got scared He said 'You're movin with your first mate and cabin boy in Bel-Air!' I whistled for a dingy and when it came near The side said 'S.S. Fresh' And it had dice in the mast! If anything I could say that this dingy was rare But I thought 'Yarr, forget it - Yo, mate to Bel-Air!' I pulled up to the port about seven or eight, I yelled to the captain 'Yo mate, smell thee later!' Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there To sit on me throne as the pirate of Bel-Air!

THE SIX GRADERS SAW MY PEEPEE!

I am a veteran of this group and still no beastly rhymes. :(

YOU SIR FACE MY EVIL SMUT

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed englando. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "legend league" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am challenger 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

I HAVE LAVA IN MY SMURF CREASE

[$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] Do you have change for a donger bill? [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

But it turns out he wasn't really my uncle! They never did find him

i spit mad lyrics

Check out my mixtape, mane. ♥♥♥♥♥ on fire, yo

But wait! There's more!

Touch

I will sell you guys an unusual for the chance to touch a human

I will sell you guys an unusual for the chance to touch a human girl.

♥♥♥ 2 Toom Quoogly we have a gay guy

♥♥♥ 2 Toom Quoogly we have real hot singles Iin your area!

Ỏ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠̮͓̹̹͉̤̰̗̙͕͇͔̱͕̭͈̳̗̭͔̘̖̺̮̜̠͖̘͓̳͕̟̠̱̫̤͓͔̘̰̲͙͍͇̙͎̣̼̗̖͙̯͉̠̟͈͍͕̪͓̝̩̦̖

♥♥♥ 2 Toom Quoogly we have that dank kush

♥♥♥ 2 Toom Quoogly we have unprotected PEENARS

♥♥♥ 2 Toom Quoogly we have racial variance

♥♥♥ 2 Toom Quoogly we have better wraps

>Fapping one night
>Dog keeps looking at me
>Getting annoyed
>Yelling at him while fapping
>Just lowers his head and squints
>Throwing things at him while fapping
>Still watching me sideways from corner
>Rage fapping
>♥♥♥ while looking at him and yelling
>Orgasm ruined
>Came all over my legs in anger
>Really annoyed
>Get up, start cleaning
>Notice utility worker on pole outside window
>He's laughing his ass off
>Immediately drop to the floor
>Crawl to light switch, turn off light
>Still hear him laughing
>Crawl into hallway
>Still hear him laughing
>Well, ♥♥♥♥.

Ohohoh trust me, my ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger is raised ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

Over the past week or so I've started fingering my butt and I liked it. That plus clit stimulation was the strongest orgasm I'd ever given myself.

I'm one of those girls that comes very easily during sex (think every minute or so) and on my own (takes me 10 minutes, but I draw it out)

Now when I masturbate if I don't have anything in my ass (like I only do clit and vaginal penetration) it's near impossible, takes forever, and doesn't feel that good.

I have a plug in the mail and I hope that's enough to continue enjoying PIV but I'm scared that it won't be and this will negatively affect my sex life.

Advice/help/similar stories anyone?

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ [DONGERING INTENSIFIES] ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ Harder, better, faster, donger ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ

ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ YOU'VE COME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD!!ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ

SOOOOOO $TONED ♥♥♥♥ MAN AW $HIT ♥♥♥♥♥ HELLA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 666 ODD FUTURE MAN BRO CHECK THIS OUT MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE 666 420 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA SWED CASH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EAZY-E C.R.E.A.M. SO BAKED OFF OF THE BOBMARLEY GANJA 420 ♥♥♥♥ PURE OG KUUSSHHH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED

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Blaze, you should have said something… If I knew this sooner, I coulda helped more..” She purred into his ear, her arms picking him up and setting him between her legs on the bed. She spread her legs, letting his body fall back onto her stomach area, and let her hand trail from his chest tuft, to his stomach, then to his sticky shaft. She trailed her finger up it, taking the pre off of it and to her mouth, where she lubricated her fingers enough to not hurt Blaze. Running her cool fingers up his steaming hot shaft, she began to stroke it with the tender, loving feelings of her inner self. After she began to build his climax up to a small peak, she shifted her body, picking him up so that his rear end was on her chest, and her head was against the plush pillows.
“Ready?” she asked softly.
“Lava..” Was his reply.
With that, she licked her lips teasingly, then placed them gently on the tip. Blaze tensed up and shuddered, but gently placed his paw on the back