yooo when this mci 3.0 comin outttt

bro 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 howard the alien 👽 showed up in my room 🏚 last night 🌚 and started dancing 💃🏻 and not going to lie bro 😓 i was turned on 🤑 he was so smooth 😍 and the sound of that lil pump bert 🎶 made me ERECT 🍆 and omg 😱 howard is so THICC 🍑 i couldn't help myself 😩 i busted all over him 💦 he was so mad 😡 he stormed out of my house 😭 please howard, come back

Ok this is epic

honestly ♥♥♥♥ u say one more word and i will end ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life u scum of the earth

WHATSUPFUKERS

I was playing Minecraft with my girlfriend who I met playing fortnite. She has a deep voice (like a boy) which is kinda weird, but she said she’s just sick. We were on my survival world and in my bedroom hiding from the creepers. Then we got into my bed and took off our armor because it was bedtime and we were scared of the dark and monsters. My mom walked in at the worst time cause my pants just fell down! I was sitting in my gaming chair then my pants fell off cause they were too big. I tried really hard to grab and pull them back up but I ended up just grabbing and pulling my peepee! I told her that but she didn’t believe me - she thinks I did something gross! Help, what do I do?

Too far, you bully! How dare you call someone such a horrid name. I’ll have you know, I’ve been playing Minecraft for 4 years and have over 7,000+ hours on ONE server. So you go and call someone a meanie, while at this moment I’m currently at your base with 8 stacks of TNT. Your house will be gone, and all your valuables will be mine. And how do I know the server? I hacked your Minecraft account and stole the server IP with my mad hacker skills. You don’t know what’s coming, for the storm has just started to rise. I got here on a pig, without a carrot on a stick. How? Hours of experience. I trained with Notch for months. He taught me all the Minecraft secrets and how to code java, so if you DARE to challenge me, I will 1v1 u and destroy you. How can u dare challenge Im a god when you are a mere man. It’s like jesus fighting a coakroach. He will always win. So, don’t bully, scrub.

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I want the non rank

yeah just give everyone mod why not its just like pm

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