BUT YOU LOOK AT MY BLUNT AND YOU LOOK AT YOURS, AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE, NORMALLY IF YOU GO PUFF PUFF PASSIN WITH ANOTHER TOKER, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF GETTIN DANK WEED. BUT I'M A WEED CONNOISSEUR AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25%, AT BEST, OF NOT GETTIN THE GOOD ♥♥♥♥. AND THEN YOU ADD MY EDIBLES TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN. SEE THIS EVENING ON 4/20, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF BEING THE DANKEST, BUT I... I GOT A 66 AND 2/3 CHANCE OF BEING THE DANKEST, BECAUSE YOUR BLUNT KNOWS IT CAN'T BEAT MINE AND IT'S NOT EVEN GONNA LIGHT! SO BRO, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF HAVING THE DANKEST WEED ON 4/20. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING, IF WE WAS TO GO ONE-ON-ONE, AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 PERCENTS, I GOT 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING ON 4/20. SEE BRO, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DANK FOR ME ON 4/20.

WUT UP MY COMRADEZ!!!! ITS YA BOI BIG LOLLI. WELL LISTEN UP, THE FIRST THING I WANNA BE DONE IS TO GET THIS DANK ASS WEED INSIDE MY BLUNT. DONT JUST GET IT INSIDE MY BLUNT, GET IT INSIDE MY BODY BECAUSE IVE PROVED SON WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT, U GOTTA SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY. YOU SIT THERE AND YOU THUMP UR BIBLE, AND YOU SAY YOUR PRAYERZ AND IT DIDNT GET YOU HIGH. TALK ABOUT YOUR PSALMS, TALK ABOUT JOHN 3:16. LOLLI 4:20 SAYS I JUST RIPPED A BONG. AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE, BECAUSE BIG LOLLI SAID SO.

HAVE A HAPPY WEEDMAS MY FRIENDS, HOPE U ALL ARE SMOKIN THE GOOD STUFF.

OINK OINK ♥♥♥♥♥. OVER N OUT. UNTIL NEXT TIME!!

SARGE

ONLY WEBSITE FPSBANANA.🍌🍭

HO HO HO MY COMRADES! TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE WEEDMAS WHEN ALL THRU THE KILLBOX, NOT A CREATURE WAS TOKING, NOT EVEN A FOX. THE BLUNTS WERE ROLLED BY THE SPAWN POINT WITH CARE, IN HOPES THAT THEIR DEALER SOON WOULD BE THERE.

MARIUJAH! DONT FORGET THAT WEEDIN IS THE REASON FO THE SEASON. AIIGHT YALL STAY SAFE STAY HOME STAY HIGH! CORONAVIRUS IS NOT DANK.

HELLO MY DEAR COMRADES! I BET YOU THOUGHT I WAS DECEASED IN A DITCH SOMEWHERE. HA! HA! IT IS NOT TRUE. I AM HERE. I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE. I ALWAYS WILL BE HERE. YOU CAN BET YOUR LIFE ON THAT!!!!

I BEEN PLAYIN GAMES NOT ON THE OL' STEAMTRAIN. BUT I NEVER FORGET MY GREATEST FANS. I THINK OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU EVERY TIME I GET A HEADSHOT. OF COURSE THAT HAPPENS CONSTANTLY SO BASICALLY I'M THINKING OF YALL 24/7. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I DON'T EVEN SLEEP! I JUST RACK UP THEM KILLS. WHEN YOU ARE BORN TO KILL IT IS YOUR LIFE'S DUTY TO BEGET PAIN, SUFFERING, AND DEATH. I TAKE MY JOB AS SERIOUS AS CANCER.

ANYWAY FOLKS WHILE I GOT U HERE AND WHILE I'M TALKIN BOUT DEATH I WANNA PAY MY RESPECTS TO ONE OF MY FALLEN COMRADES. HE WAS DEFEATED BY THE ENEMY WITHIN HIS LUNGS. RIP BRODIE LEE THE EXALTED ONE. NOW YOU EXALTED IN HEAVEN MY BROTHER. YEAH YEAH YEAH THAT'S FO SHO.

ALRIGHT PEACE MY FRIENDS I'LL PROBABLY SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ANNOUNCEMENT IN LIKE FIVE YEARS FROM NOW. REMEMBER TO SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY. ITS REALLLLL GOOD FOR YA.

IN IRDER TO CELBRAET THE NEW YER I DECIEDED TO TALE 1 SHOT AND 1 BONG HIUT FOR EVREY YEAR

ITS NOW JAN 2 AND I STILLL CABT FEEL MY FACE

LOL HOPE U AKL HAD AS GRETA A TIUME AS ME



LOVE YALL!!!!