yo

balls

Space wars

WW3 incoming

Trump sat back in his chair with a smirk. He was ecstatic about the fact that the constitution would protect him from democracy due to the fact that the only way to remove him from office was to put him in a peach. A PEACH. He could never fit in such a small object, such a feat was impossible. "ORDER ORDER" said Pelosi. "Donald Trump, you have abused executive power for far too long. I order that you are put in peach" Trump laughed. "Your honor, there is no way I can fit in peach." Pelosi grinned and then turned to the gates at the back of the room. "BRING OUT THE GIANT PEACH." Trumps heart stopped. The gates slowly and ominously opened to reveal a massive peach the size of a two story building. "I-impossible" Trump said, his orange skin turning pale. "How could this be?" "Today Ladies and Gentlemen..." said pelosi with an even wider grin. "Blumpf In peach"

SPACE FORCE LASERS EXPLOSIONS LIGHT SABERS FORCE YODA

"When guys say "female" instead of "woman", there's your incel red flag right there. Pathetic. It's dehumanizing. "Female" can apply to animals too, and more often than not, people who call us "females" instead of women generally place us on about the same level as animals."