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Fers 2016 年 9 月 3 日 下午 1:15 
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Fers 2016 年 9 月 3 日 下午 1:15 
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Fers 2016 年 9 月 3 日 下午 1:14 
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Fers 2016 年 9 月 3 日 下午 1:14 
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Fers 2016 年 9 月 3 日 下午 1:14 
Chuck Norris is the only one who can kick you in the back of the face.
Fers 2016 年 9 月 3 日 下午 1:13 
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.

The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Fers 2016 年 9 月 3 日 下午 1:12 
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Fers 2016 年 9 月 3 日 下午 1:11 
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake... After three days of pain and agony... the rattle snake died
Fers 2016 年 9 月 3 日 下午 1:11 
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Fers 2016 年 9 月 3 日 下午 1:11 
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Fers 2016 年 9 月 3 日 下午 1:10 
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.