• wear sunscreen, or burn
  
• dont address your supiriors as ms. mr, or mame you could be beheaded (it will grow back so be calm if this happens)
  
• do not have XXX in the halls it could stop traffic
  
• torture is alloted specifically to what was done in life
  
• if you like torture your going to heaven
  
• dont get your ♥♥♥ cut off that WONT come come back so you must sew it back
  
• do not talk ♥♥♥♥ or you'll eat it...
  
• Bingo games cannot last more than 5 hours
  
• Chickens are not allowed to cross the road
  
• It’s illegal to sell your eyeballs
  
• It’s against the law to sing off-key
  
• Bear wrestling matches are prohibited outside the common area
  
• It’s illegal to attend a public event or use public transport within 4 hours of eating an onions or garlic (smells to bad)
  
• You can be arrested or fined for harassing Bigfoot
  
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• have fun

So first post is I'm Satan, ruler of hell. Feel free to speak whatever you want, just don't get on my nerves of no wifi for you. Also I'm going to be posting the rules of hell which are incomplete and you can comment suggestions also #HellHasUnlimitedFreeWiFi