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How much room should you give fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible. I once ate a watch. It was time consuming. What do you call a dishonest noodle? An impasta. After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: "All 40 accounted for", to which the farmer responded: "But I only have 36 sheep", to which the sheepdog replied: "I know, but I rounded them up".

I told my mom I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I rode straight pasta. Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing. Why is peter pan always flying? Because he neverlands. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing. I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap. I sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. Why did the apricot ask a prune out? Because he couldn't find a date.

What did the turkey say when the person bit off his leg? I lost my leg back in nom. What happened when the atom split up with his partner? Hiroshima. A swedish youtuber got a knife. He called it an anomaly. Why do french people have only one egg for breakfast each day? Because one egg is un oeuf. A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller. “What’s your kid’s name?” asks the bartender. “Tiny,” says the lizard. “Because he’s my newt.” A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.

A Wise Old Man Once Told Me "Dont Let Your Memes Be Dreams" I Ran Away Screaming Stranger Danger