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A Brief History of The Kentucky Coffee Tree

Let us begin with the origin of this Psuedo-Coffee. While, as its name suggests, the tree makes its home in the American Middle East - it can be found as far West as Oklahoma and as far North as Ontario, Canada.

Kentucky Coffee Trees were named by the first colonists who went to America. The colonists noticed the fruit of the pods they produced looked similar to coffee beans.

Upon roasting, grinding, and steeping them similarly the colonists found that it produced an interesting flavour profile - likened to a dark tea or a watered-down coffee. Due to the lack of consistent and inexpensive trade, the colonists often used the pods as a way of extending the coffee they did have, adding a little roasted Kentucky Coffee to their Arabica.

The fruit, or pod, of the Kentucky Coffee Tree, is sticky, sweet, and... unfortunately, poisonous. At least, raw.

Could it be, like Ancient Legume Astronaut Theorists suggest, a type of high-grade spacecraft fuel?

When reduced with alcohol to make a fine oil, the Kentucky Coffee Tree pods produce a highly combustible fuel.

Could it be that by using this fuel, an entity, often invisible to man, can travel inter-dimensionally to escape detection? Sasquatch.

Legumes, Bigfoot & Interdimensional Travel

Bigfoot. An interdimensional being? Using legumes as fuel for interdimensional travel? Is it possible?

Ancient Legume Astronaut Theorist, JME, thinks so.

JME: It is often suggested that Bigfoot is merely an animal, or, even less. Fictional. I. Do not. Think so! When we look at the evidence, physical, tangible evidence we can see that Bigfoot is NOT fictional, but a real BEING.

Footprints, pictures, audio, clumps of hair. There is evidence that Bigfoot is an axiom. Evidence, that he may even be a migrating animal; bodies of dead animals, likely used as a source of nutrition, found along their natural migration routes seemingly meeting their end by a massive animal. A Bigfoot animal.

We also know that Bigfoot has always been closely linked to other Legumes in the past. Peanut butter has often been used as a sort of offering, a taming, befriending agent to Bigfoot.

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It has been some time since the last update on our progress as a group.

I plan on bringing to light some things that have recently been in the dark - today will be discussing the growth of our group; advertisements, products, moderator seeking, giveaways and incentives.

-+- Leguminati Discord -+-

As some of, if not most of, you know, we do have a discord channel! However, I, Green Bean, lost my discord credentials and no longer have access to the channel. Due to the underdevelopment of the channel, the Peanuts and Founders have decided to recreate our discord.

We will leave the current channel open with directions to the new one when it has been created so that no one is left behind.

-+- Leguminati Growth -+-

I would like to mention that we will be holding a giveaway in the future, limited edition Enlightened Merchandise. Foil vinyl printed clothing. Gold. Silver. Copper. Amazing. There will only be a few of these limited prints available, but everyone reading this will be eligible to participate in the giveaway.

We are looking for moderators, enlightened ones, those touched by the wisdom of the legume, and knowers of the discord. These are the ones who will be eligible for a chance to receive the limited edition merchandise.

We need experienced Discord members, those with knowledge of bots, mods, etc.

We need experienced Twitch members, streamers, and moderators.

We need those Enlightened by the Legume to write Legumenlightenment Papers! Ideas surrounding Legumes and their effect on society through history, Legumes and their impact on the progression of the human race towards immortality in the cloud.

We need recruiters, those who will invite others to our groups, Steam, Instagram, Discord, and Twitch.

We need you!

Gamers, community members, valued enlightened ones. We need you!

If you would like to apply for one of these positions, if you or someone you know would like to help participate in the growth and progression of our mission, please comment below - a member of the Peanut rank will contact you to begin.

As an added incentive, those who participate WILL RECIEVE THE TITLE PEANUT, AN EXCLUSIVE TITLE GIVEN TO ONLY THE FOUNDING MEMBERS AND CREATORS OF THE LEGUMINATI. This title will be permanent. There will be benefits to being peanut. Including peanut exclusive Leguminati merchandise. More details will be added later.

-+- Anniversary Giveaway -+-

This year, for our Anniversary, we had planned on doing another Steam code giveaway, just like last year!

Unfortunately, due to extenuating circumstances, we were unable to arrange everything in time. So we're starting it now!

Every month until January 2023, on the 21st of every month, we will be giving away 1 $20 Code to either Steam, Twitch, or Discord. You can earn entries and read more by navigating here:


Again, once a month there will be a chance to win a code!