I HAZ A BUKKIT

15:05 - Mushy: whats the worst that could happen if i odnt bother to turn off my comp when pluging in the monitor
15:05 - Ares: u die?
Mushy is now Offline.

Guys false alarm, Slinky has infact not been hacked. Contrary to what you might expect, he considers this a perfectly natural way to greet people.

16:43 - Slinky ♡: did you know you can make money of google
16:43 - Slinky ♡: some guy make
16:43 - Slinky ♡: $60k in a year
16:43 - Slinky ♡: from it
16:43 - Ares ♡: what is your middle name
16:47 - Slinky ♡: william hannibal
16:47 - Ares ♡: took u a while

New Match Server: Ip: 89.145.94.25:27015 (Connect 89.145.94.25:27015;password pcw) <3 lemme know if u aint got admin

15:33 - Si1ence: "And salvo going huge here, LOOK AT THAT LITRE PER ACRE RATIO THEY GET FROM THEM DAIRY COWS, well Jay, I've never seen anything like this, he sure knows how to roll in that massy!"

erm da ♥♥♥♥?

Steam is a bit different....... o.0

21:45 - balo0 @ starry eyed: NET GRAPH
21:46 - balo0 @ starry eyed: IS ACTAULLY A FEKKIN GRAPH
21:48 - balo0 @ starry eyed: BOTS MEKRD
21:48 - balo0 @ starry eyed: ME
21:52 - balo0 @ starry eyed: WOO 5 ACHIEVEMENTS
21:52 - Ares: lol
21:52 - Ares: vs bots?
21:52 - balo0 @ starry eyed: YA
21:52 - Ares: pro

incase you didn't notice css updated, what follows is the general consensus to the matter:

21:21 - Dark (1): yo what happened
21:21 - Ares: THE WORLD
21:21 - Ares: ITS BREAKING
21:22 - Dark (1): OMG
21:22 - Dark (1): UPDATE
21:22 - Dark (1): ARHHH
21:22 - Dark (1): AHAHAAHA
21:22 - Dark (1): NOOO

Pleasant banter with silence about his new shotgun

17:10 - Si1ence: My new gun :D
17:10 - Si1ence: GOD
17:10 - Si1ence: its beautiful
17:11 - Si1ence: Got an email an hour back saying Pablo has finished engraving it
17:11 - Si1ence: and he’s 57 xD
17:12 - Ares: have you engraved your trophy stag's last stand on the side of it
17:12 - Si1ence: Lol, he asked if I wanted anything particular on the side
17:12 - Si1ence: I just told him to have fun
17:12 - Ares: how about some naked chick and a deer frolicking
17:12 - Ares: and then you on the other side
17:12 - Ares: crouched in the bushes
17:12 - Si1ence: lmao, a bit of beastiality
17:13 - Ares: Well… whatever takes pablos fancy
17:13 - Si1ence: xD!?
17:14 - Ares: hes 57 but can still have fun
17:14 - Si1ence: It took him 23 hours just to engrave the left side
17:15 - Ares: he should have made a cast
17:15 - Ares: and then flipped it over
17:15 - Ares: and crossed out a leaf or something, so you didn’t notice
17:15 - Si1ence: lmao

17:18 - Ares: you should name it Herman the shotgun
17:18 - Ares: sort of like a grown mans Thomas the tank
17:18 - Si1ence: lmao xD
17:20 - Si1ence: my gun will still be another 3 weeks
17:21 - Ares: Pablo has to kiss every millimeter before baptizing the gun in a bucket of pure ambrosia
17:21 - Si1ence: xD? why ambrosia lmao
17:21 - Ares: only then can he make the gold case and run the 2000miles from Italy to Manchester with your weapon
17:22 - Si1ence: ammunition is really expensive
17:22 - Ares: is it specially made for clay pigeons?
17:22 - Si1ence: there are LOADS of variations of cartridges
17:24 - Ares: get incendiary and high explosive
17:24 - Ares: the mans choice
17:24 - Ares: and don’t forget amour piercing rounds for those rhinos!
17:24 - Si1ence: xD
17:25 - Ares: I wonder if you could kill a blue whale with your gun
17:25 - Ares: and what ammo would be best for it
17:25 - Si1ence: well
17:25 - Si1ence: you would definitely need a magnum round

17:27 - Ares: how about harpoon rounds?
17:27 - Si1ence: lmao
17:27 - Ares: whale vs man
17:27 - Ares: it would be fun for small fish
17:27 - Ares: shoot a trout and then retract it out of the water
17:27 - Si1ence: lmao xD
17:27 - Si1ence: yer that would be quiet fun
17:27 - Ares: problem is half your fish would explode on impact
17:29 - Si1ence: I shall send a reply to Pablo
17:29 - Si1ence: and tell him I don’t want the trigger engraving
17:29 - Ares: ask for a picture of a blue whale on your engraving
17:29 - Si1ence: lmao
17:29 - Ares: and a bear
17:29 - Si1ence: oh lol
17:29 - Si1ence: a bear
17:29 - Ares: the two kings of the land and sea
17:29 - Si1ence: yer...
17:29 - Si1ence: xD!

20:38 - Slinky: looking hot in your picture in the woods elias
20:39 - FYZZAR--: hehe
20:39 - FYZZAR--: thanks
20:39 - FYZZAR--: wanted to look like u
20:40 - Slinky: lol
20:40 - Slinky: well you did well
20:40 - FYZZAR--: hmm
20:40 - FYZZAR--: thought i failed
20:41 - Slinky: looks like you aqre running away
20:41 - FYZZAR--: i was
20:41 - FYZZAR--: wild pic
20:41 - FYZZAR--: 5 meters in front of me
20:41 - FYZZAR--: i was creeping
20:41 - FYZZAR--: dangerous as ♥♥♥♥
20:42 - Slinky: lool
20:42 - Slinky: if he was 5m in front of you
20:43 - Slinky: isn't that where the person taking photo is standing lol
20:43 - FYZZAR--: yes
20:43 - FYZZAR--: put in this moment he rAN AWAY
20:43 - FYZZAR--: because he saw me
20:44 - FYZZAR--: the wildpic new im headshot monster

20:35 - FYZZAR--: wanna see nice new pic of me?
20:35 - Ares: go for it
20:35 - FYZZAR--: http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4060/4506147516_1e31452948_o.jpg
20:35 - FYZZAR--: hot?
20:35 - Ares: secret agent mirren!
20:35 - Ares: lool
20:35 - FYZZAR--: hahaha
20:35 - Ares: looks like ur holding a pistol
20:35 - FYZZAR--: for a good css gamer quiet pretty
20:35 - Ares: yeah
20:35 - Ares: beautiful
20:35 - Ares: lol
20:35 - FYZZAR--: haha yes
20:36 - FYZZAR--: do u know why i look like these?
20:36 - Ares: is it a replica gun
20:36 - Ares: and no
20:36 - FYZZAR--: because 2 secs before pic was made i saw there a wild pig
20:36 - FYZZAR--: a huge one
20:36 - Ares: xD
20:37 - Ares: did you try and kill it?
20:37 - FYZZAR--: i had to owned it
20:37 - FYZZAR--: yes
20:37 - FYZZAR--: thats why im holding a gun
20:37 - Ares: lol
20:37 - Ares: did u keep the head?

15:41 - Papa Bear: u are gay rite?
15:41 - Papa Bear: dark says you are
15:41 - Papa Bear: so does benny
15:41 - Papa Bear: ......?
15:41 - Papa Bear: seriously are you gay>
15:42 - Papa Bear: are you?
15:43 - Papa Bear: tom are you actually gay?
15:43 - Papa Bear: i need to know
15:43 - ThE MaGiC MuShRoOm: no
15:43 - ThE MaGiC MuShRoOm: ...
15:43 - Papa Bear: serious
15:43 - ThE MaGiC MuShRoOm: yes im not gay...
15:43 - Papa Bear: thats dissapointing......
15:44 - Papa Bear: are you gay on weekends?
15:44 - Papa Bear: or even holidays?
15:44 - ThE MaGiC MuShRoOm: nooo
15:44 - ThE MaGiC MuShRoOm: connect 84.200.10.31:27015; password tcx
15:44 - Papa Bear: i mean you must hav had ♥♥♥♥ sometime?
15:45 - Papa Bear: can u be gay?
15:45 - Papa Bear: like for a day or 2
15:45 - Papa Bear: please
15:45 - Papa Bear: dont knock it till you try it
15:45 - ThE MaGiC MuShRoOm: sh
15:47 - Papa Bear: i know secretly u crave a cockmeat sandwhich
15:47 - Papa Bear: with extra

TO tom, a revival of one of Slinky's masterpieces.....

I know you want it tom. PM me wen you want it... its here ...dripping



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wutuf is wrong with mirren lol

My attire of choice is a dinner jacket, bowler hat, monocle and a solid gold walking cane.

Entirely satirical of course, heaven forbid the day I don a burberry over-garment and parade through the streets of London in a garish yellow hummer with blue LEDs and 18inch chorme spinners.

Ares may strike you as a rather intelegent and sophisticated person but every now and then he likes to let loose his inner chav.

21:01 - Ares (1): sick tings u is joka blad
21:01 - Ares (1): breadbin with shiney yo

Ares (1): SICK
.:i|яєηєgα∂є|i:. Sh!NY: alie
Ares (1): ALI BABA
Slinky: BREADBIN
.:i|яєηєgα∂є|i:. Sh!NY: slikting
Ares (1): UTTERLY BUTTERLY BREADBIN

Slinky: i iz sorry to hear you got creamed by a cracker
Slinky: in da ear
.:i|яєηєgα∂є|i:. Sh!NY: i like a bit of homemade mayo init

Ares (1): INNIT I NO
Ares (1): i LOLED FOR " DAIZ
Ares (1): 2!
Ares (1): TRU DAT

Ares (1): tis as long as my attention span u get me
Ares (1): tis no ting dat can be hasing its own amount
Ares (1): u get me
Slinky: not really

Discovering that Shiny is infact down with the hood.


21:03 - Slinky: is you down with da hood my brodah
21:03 - .:i|яєηєgα∂є|i:. Sh!NY: yea ma breadbin
21:04 - Slinky: argg init blud
21:04 - Slinky: where be ur hood at
21:04 - .:i|яєηєgα∂є|i:. Sh!NY: maddie took it
21:04 - .:i|яєηєgα∂є|i:. Sh!NY: i is harder than ma ♥♥♥♥ when she took it
21:05 - Slinky: ahh tis alright man
21:05 - Slinky: you find a new one ya ear mi
21:05 - Slinky: keep it safe breadbin
21:05 - .:i|яєηєgα∂є|i:. Sh!NY: yh boi
21:05 - .:i|яєηєgα∂є|i:. Sh!NY: i will , in a safe
21:05 - .:i|яєηєgα∂є|i:. Sh!NY: init
21:05 - Slinky: yee

By Jove, Slinky thats exactly the kind of thing this page isn't for.

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In memory of Slinky's very special night : http://images2.cafepress.com/product/258581122v16_350x350_Front.jpg

yes, what ares said

I WILL RETURN LADS DO NOT FEAR!

The consciousness of being deemed dead, is next to the presumable unpleasantness of being so in reality. One feels like his own ghost unlawfully tenanting a defunct carcass.

Comrades do no lament for us, kites rise highest against the wind!

R.I.P Ares amd Dark. they will return some time!

COME ONE COME ALL SEE THE AMAZING 5 LEGGED HORSE



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well, we have been quite inactive, but thats only becuase of things like, trips, comp/headset braking and work experience but hopefully at the start of next week every thing will be back to normal!

1ST time Ares has a steam rating of 0 :OOO last online 2 days ago :OO

Mirrens number one quote. "KISS ME OR I BRAKE YOUR ARMS!"

lol

I think anything would suffice

what better convo could you ask for ehh?

16:04 - WNx NiNjA: yo
16:04 - WNx NiNjA: i had that ♥♥♥♥
16:04 - WNx NiNjA: u now the really good 1
16:04 - [TBH] Cortez #MixMe: lol
16:04 - [TBH] Cortez #MixMe: same
16:04 - [TBH] Cortez #MixMe: i had ti on
16:04 - [TBH] Cortez #MixMe: saterday
16:04 - WNx NiNjA: no1 else (DARK) understands
16:04 - [TBH] Cortez #MixMe: along with a very satisfying piss
16:04 - [TBH] Cortez #MixMe: i havn't shat since
16:04 - WNx NiNjA: yeah
16:04 - WNx NiNjA: LOL
16:05 - WNx NiNjA: building up 4 a good 1 eh?
16:05 - [TBH] Cortez #MixMe: ye
16:05 - [TBH] Cortez #MixMe: i felt one coming on a while i was on the bus
16:05 - [TBH] Cortez #MixMe: im looking forward to it
16:07 - [TBH] Cortez #MixMe: the anticipation is killing me

YAAAAAAHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

woooo