this mail box is mine

your honor, my client is innocent. like, come on. for real. come on, your honor. seriously dude

she said "spank me"
so i slapped her with the word of the lord

How the ♥♥♥♥ am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

i used to drink that ♥♥♥♥ like water

no you know what was the ♥♥♥♥?
mother
♥♥♥♥♥♥
BUG JUICE

i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy ♥♥♥♥ i am thirsty as a mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

this is a screenshot. this is a screenshot from animal crossing: new leaf, the video gayme for the nintendo 3ds. this makes me very angry. do you know why ths makes me very angry? i am going tot ell you why. i am going to explain to you why this makes me very angry. animal crossing is a game that anyone who plays it knows slips buns into gameplay as often as possible. anyone who has playe denough will tell u this. i will tell you this, like i just did. this item is a clcok. it is also a shamrock. it is, as the image suggests, a shamrock clock. a shamrock clock. why is it NOT CLALED A SHAMCLOCK. IF YOU Saw me right now, you would ve incredible afraid. my eyeballs are red. there is steam emitting from my ears. my race is as red as a mama tomato.flames are shooting out of my mouth because of my sheer unadulterated anger. this item could have been called the shaclock. it would have been funny. it woul have been trendy.

it’s genius. IM genius. why, animal crossing: new leaf translations taff? why, nintendo? why, shigeru miyamoto, did you not step in here? what was the purpose? why did you do this to us? WHYY? WHY COULDN’T YOU DO THIS? WHY DIDN’T YOU? WHY? WHY?

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sweden

watch your fcking language

wow loser what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser

fck you (i am now censoring what i say because i am child-friendly)

NOW YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP NOW YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP

NOW YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP
NOW YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP NOW YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP

OHHHHHH

NOW YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP NOW YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP

NOW YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP NOW YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP OHHHHHHH

NOW YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP NOW YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP NOW YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP

NOW YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP NOW YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP

NOW YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP NOW YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP NOW YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP

NOW YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP NOW YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP
NOW YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP
NOW YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up

[h1]Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum[/h1]

Ohhh my god. Ohhh ,y god. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. OH MY GOD. EAYEAYEYAYEAHEYAHEY EYAEAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAS. I FOOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. YEAH. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I FOUNDI IT FINALLY!!!!! YEAH!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT. OH MY GODO. HOH MY GOD. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. TAKE A LOOK AT HTIS EVERBODY. A LIVE SHINY PONYTA IN MY LEAF GREEN VERSION. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I FINALLY GOT IT. OH MY GOD my heart is beating 100 miles per hour. i was listening to my favorite band once again. Sum 41. No Reason. Live in Ontario 2005. after 25968 encounters I HAVE FINALLY GOT IT OH My god corre al gol, lo va a patear yyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!!!!!……QUE GOLAZOOOOO!!!! *churns butter very quickly*

IF I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU SQUART ACROSS THE ROOM ,,,, NOW THAT TURNS MW ON :-)!!!!!!! NOTHING LIKE HAVING THE BEST OEGAMIOM IN THE WORLD EVERYDAY,,,, YEA BABY …..

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.

You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

your star is ♥♥♥♥

whAT THE ♥♥♥♥ DID YA SAY ABOUT MY STAR PUNK

"get out of here with your weak ass silver star"

what did you say about my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ star

get out of here with your weak ass silver star

silver star, ♥♥♥♥ yes

damn man that star man

look at the star by my name. look at that majestic bastard

hannah man

man ham