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billy loves doge

maybe_davey — Thu, 27 Feb 2014 00:56:11 +0000

Billy has just found out what a meme was and now loves doge. If you do not know wht doge is you may want to go to http://www.4chan.org and look it up. Billy also has found meatspin.com and cakefarter.com. He has said to me "you know what i like the most Cake farts. Thank you for the donations for buying him a 4 chan and a neatspin thank you.

Billy learns zip

maybe_davey — Fri, 14 Feb 2014 22:37:17 +0000

With the donations we have been getting for billy we have bought him a 32MB zipdrive just to get him started. The first thing he did was he inserted into his anus. Then he tried inserting it into his (sorry for my spelling) uretra. Now he can place files into the zip drvie and take them out. Goo job billy we will always support you. :)

Bitcoins

maybe_davey — Mon, 10 Feb 2014 02:35:32 +0000

Billy has learned about bitcoins. Yesturday when Billy was reading an online post about dogecoins he searched bitcoins to see what it was about. He then asked me how to mine bitcoins and i said "I do not know how you can search it on youtube." I came back to his house the next day and he said "I found out how to mine bitcoins" He left for 5 minutes and came back with a shovel. He then took the shovel and hit his computers many times with google images open of a bitcoin. He now needs a new computer so please donate keys or scrape to get him a new computer and please in the comments do #nomorebitcoins

Billy has done it agian

maybe_davey — Wed, 05 Feb 2014 20:01:44 +0000

Billy is learning quick with beginniers guild to the internet. He learned more websites then gay.porn.com or {链接已删除} we now have him on coolmath.com atleast twice a day. He still thinks steam is a dating site for furries. His favorite game is papas pizzaria. Please donate items so we can help billy he needs your help Thank you

Billy Puts Name Backwards!

Sausage & Peppers — Wed, 05 Feb 2014 17:47:10 +0000

Billy recently has hacked into the U.S. Embassy and changed his Steam name to make it backwards. What does this mean for you? When he is online his name will now be backwards, this will likely throw Garry's Mod into a state of chaos. With names backwards on Steam there is no justice or order anymore. Please help by posting no more backwards in the comments or by sending his IP to Barrack Obama. Thank you for the help, and remember, Billy Naps.

Billy has a crush

maybe_davey — Wed, 29 Jan 2014 22:24:18 +0000

Yep it happened billy finally likes someone. Bily has fell inlove with barrack obama. We knew he was a die hard democrate but we did not know this die hard. He faps to his pictures and now his ipad screen is crustier then ever. Yesturday his ipads history was google images barrack obama.

Mutiny Aboard the HMS Bimo

ohh i need tums — Wed, 29 Jan 2014 19:26:16 +0000

It seems a few people dont seem to care about Billy's progress in life. I won't mention any names, [AG] Agent Derpy Hooves, but some of us seem to post "WHO CARES" on multiple, life-changing matters. It's pathetic. SHould be try to keep these people on the right path, or shall be create a no-tolerance policy toget rid of the treasonous?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzUozo1628U

Billy has passed his spanish final

maybe_davey — Wed, 29 Jan 2014 19:20:05 +0000

If it werent for staying with the teacher "after school" for "tutoring" or sucking dick behind the dumpster he would have failed. The only spanish he knew was "¿Puedo chupar la polla?"(look at in google translate) Mrs Tom Tom was so happy when he fed her preztels and rubed her belly. Good job and passing spanish bill

Billys got a favorite video

maybe_davey — Mon, 20 Jan 2014 23:45:51 +0000

This is billys favorite video on the internet next to one white boy two black dicks
WATCH THIS MAKE IT THE NEW GANGDUM STYLE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAY9CNkKOsg

We've done it

maybe_davey — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 18:32:34 +0000

Yes we have finally gotten billy ABC mouse. We have gotten him the coding for ages 3-5. Hopefully he will learn to code lua or java script. We started with notepad and he opened cmd through notepad as a .bat file. If you have any codes for notepad that he might be able to use please send us some. We are now teaching him colors and coding.