We'd like to bring together a service this morning to mourn the death of Ryan McGinness, as he died from eating spoiled sauerkraut.

RIP Ryan, or as you would always say, "I sure do hate black people"

I've sent out the professional priest, the helicopters, the search team, my cat, and the president.

So far we have found a used diaper that slightly resembles Ryan but we will keep on looking.

Pray. Pray now.

yea, that money we raised... ill just keep it

i used my moms credit card

we might need like $50,000 though, lemonade stand would fix that.