Its the second day of the new year and hopefully you have all decided to make some positive changes in your lives.

To motivate you is this happy boy:

chuchimar[gyazo.com]

you can tell by the child hunting a duck with a rock in the background that this is a war-torn third world country, but that doesnt stop him from being excited about the new year. So inspiring.

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1. Sometimes they look up to him
2. Sometimes they're nice to him
3. Sometimes they have cat ears
4. Sometimes they have feminine ♥♥♥♥♥
5. Sometimes they make eye contact while eating lolipops
6. Most of the time they have rock hard abs
7. HE'S GAY LOL
8. A lot of the time they'll have nice butts
9. He's seen them in yoga pants
10. Bush did 9/11

That is all

I am looking for an event or an announcement that came from the ground about 7 clicks north and 2 clicks west. Once I"m done hiking to that location I expect you all to be there. We will hold a candle ceremony once we arrive. Be safe.

Prepare your apocalypse bunkers. There is a truth bomb that's gonna be dropped and you're all surviving. As Tom has once said: You miss 100% of the shots you do not take.