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Plan D:Go to teh youtube headquarters and make them delete GOOGLE+ (needs more baseball bats)
1) increase tax
2) get enough to buy valve
3) release half of hl3
4) release the rest in DLC
5) wait 2/3 years
6) make original game F2P
7) release multiplayer
8) release hat store
9) aquire monies
10) buy north korea
11) nuke america without warning
12) seize america
13) merge militaries
14) take down any minorites.
Plan D : When world is destroyed, CONGA!
To Clone- worse.
Step 1: Get da p*ssy
Step 2: Light sum earbuds on fire
Step 3: Light some colored pencils on fire
Step upside-down h: Light selfies on fire
Step 5: Light Alaska on fire
Step 6: Light Hell on fir- OH WAIT
STEP 6: ALL CAPS BEYETCH
Step 7: Light Caps Lock on fire
Step 8: Fire
Step 9: Moar Fire
Step 9.9: Half of 1 fire
Step 9.99: Profit
Step 9.999: A bit more fire
Step 10: wurld duminayshun
EASIEST OF THEM ALL!
Step 1: Make legs visible in FPS
Step 2: World = destroyed