You've been invited because you're a dumpy idiot

Owner and Officers have been tasked with collecting an all-encompassing database of dumpy idiots. Upon encountering a dumpy idiot, they are tasked with informing said idiot of his induction into the Official Dumpy Idiot Compendium.


Dumpy idiots who decline our invitation are in the Compendium in spirit, despite their Sad Pathetic Denial.