Just updated the OP.

Thanks you all so much for keeping this thread alive for so long.

引用自 HolySnickerPuffs：

The Fool's Jukebox (Deuce Revver Mk. II, Non-Copyright Infringing Edition)
Model: http://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=74772074
Happy April Fool's Day, Everyone!

(!) Rev up sound is replaced with a random, constantly-looping Boston Boom-bringer SFX.
(!) Shoots Cow Mangler Lasers
(!) On Kill : Happy April Fools! (Victim explodes with Confetti, Birthday noisemaker SFXs)
(-) -25% slower firing rate

引用自 DFS Northon12Alt：

The True One-shot

Level 25 Scattergun.

• Only 1 ammo in clip
  
• No reserve ammo
  
• +500 damage bonus
  
• Cannot collect primary ammo
  
• On Kill: Both you and your target die. :(
  
• On Miss: -500 Health

I tried to stay true to the original concept, while removing some of the stats that the engine can't replicate.

引用自 StealthBull：

2: The Perfectionist

- On headshot : +500% damage
- On miss : -50 Health
- On bodyshot : Kill yourself, idiot ( - 250 Health)

I reworked this a bit.

The Efficient Essen Nurse
Model: http://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2751
"'Bleib stehen, du kleine Schlampe. Nur dann kann ich dich heilen."

(+) +150% faster healing rate {60 health points per second}
(+) +75% faster Übercharge rate {10 seconds of healing to reach 100% Über}
(+) UberCharge: Amputator's healing affect for nearby teammates

(!) Can user Übercharge in intervals of 25%, identically to the Vaccinator

(-) Overhealing is disabled

The Overpowered Optometrist
Model: http://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=464992289
"'EYE don't think you live to SEE tomorrow."

(+) Shoots Eyeball Rockets instead of syringes.
(+) +75% reload rate {reload rate of 0.4/s}
(+) +150% damage {25 damage}

(-) Reloads each shot individually
(-) -37.5% clip size {clip size of 25)
(-) -33% reserve ammo {reserve size of 100}
(-) -200% slower firing rate {firing rate of 0.3/s}

The Gift Giver
Model: http://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=4685&searchtext=
"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal."

(+) On kill: 75% chance a victim drops a present (Fuctions identically to a Halloween goodie pumpkin)

(-) -35% primary ammo

The Friendly's Gamble

Model: http://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=202762398&searchtext=

Roulette for the innocent man

(+) A critical hit will instantly kill your target

(+) +25% critical hit chance

(!) On non-critical hit : Hitting another player will give them 4 seconds of kritz and 200 points of overheal.

(-/+) Damage or bonuses applies to ALL players

(-) Jingle all the way

(-) No random crits

What the f*** did I tell you people in the main post.

Remember, Don't go OP if you can help it, just get silly.

I just added something to the OP

引用自 Giveaway412：

Wolol's Walking Stick
Level X Spy Cane of WOLOLOL

Model : http://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=287069471&searchtext=

(!) On Kill: You and your victim trade classes
(-) On Kill: You are killed too

I tweaked it a bit