op please change the name of this thread to "Idea Shitpost"

Oprindeligt skrevet af Eternal_Suffering™:

Oprindeligt skrevet af Thrynity:

I think that the most funny is that you can make the ennemies explode on their friends
If a loud sound is played, they would isolate themselve or suicide themself if no spy found

It is funny for the spy but would it be funny for the backstabbed player?

honestly i think it's pretty funny from either perspective

it's just a prank social experiment, bro

(?) Replacing the charge, press alt-fire to take cover. Taking cover will reduce your incoming damage by 80%, reduce your movement speed to crouching speed, and increase your knockback taken by 400%
(+) 35% resistance to all non-critical, non-melee damage on wearer
(-) Replacing the charge meter is the shield meter. The damage that would've been dealt to you otherwise is dealt to the meter instead, and the shield breaks after 1500 damage. If you have not recently been injured (cover or not) and are not taking cover, the shield's health will slowly be restored
(-) The shield can only be restored by a resupply locker
(-) -20% health from health packs
(-) 15% slower move speed on wearer

This is primarily intended as a Demoman shield rather than a Demoknight shield. Fire your launcher at the enemies, and when you realize you dun goofed, take cover and let the knockback carry you away. It could be both a primary and a secondary, so you could select which slot you'd prefer putting it in.

http://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=11648
(+) On kill: disguise as your victim and teleport to their location
(+) Silent killer: no corpse or kill feed notification anywhere
(+) Crits on headshot
(-) -100% damage on bodyshot
(-) On miss: crit yourself and mark yourself to be visible through walls for 5 seconds
(-) -10% damage penalty
(-) No random critical hits
(-) -66% clip size

A combination of the Ambassador and Your Eternal Reward. High risk, high reward.

http://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3281
When weapon is active:
(+) When spun up, gravity is reduced by 90%
(+) Capaple of jumping when spun up
(+) The wearer can infinitely air-jump, though each jump will cost them 25 health.
(+) 50% bonus jump height
(-) 25% slower spinup time
(-) 20% damage penalty
(-) Blocks healing while in use
(-) 100% slower move speed when deployed

Wowzers!!!

Oprindeligt skrevet af Alessio_3ds (G.E.W.P):

Mobile sentry WAAAAAAAAY too OP
Balanes:
(-) -25% Damage
(-) No Jumping while active
(-) No random crits
(-) -30% Health from all sources on wearer
(-) -30% Spin-up time

BALANES!!! PERFECT FUEL FOR KILLING TINY COWARDS!!!

Oprindeligt skrevet af Alessio_3ds (G.E.W.P):

Oprindeligt skrevet af Trash Man:

life blood is useless unless you have the crit-a-cola, but even then, it's still underwhelming. i came up with 2 different ideas for it:

Life Blood (Reworked)

Idea 1:
(+) 50% of all damage done is returned as health
(+) You can overheal yourself, up to 240% (180 health)
(+) Overheal drains 75% slower
(-) -50 max. health on wearer
(-) -34% clip size
(-) No health from all outside sources on wearer

Any opinions/mini-critics?

NO Health from all outside sources is really bad: You're on fire - Can't extinguish it.
BUT how about -99% Health from all sources?

I did initially write "-80% health from outside sources", but a full health pack would only heal 15 health, so you could probably steal health from your teammates. Also, if you are bleeding or on fire, you can pick up packs (no healerino tho). I did actually want the weapon to be no health from packs but -80% health from healers, but I didn't want to put too many stats on.

Oprindeligt skrevet af Eternal_Suffering™:

Oprindeligt skrevet af Trash Man:

life blood is useless unless you have the crit-a-cola, but even then, it's still underwhelming. i came up with 2 different ideas for it:

Life Blood (Reworked)

Idea 1:
(+) 50% of all damage done is returned as health
(+) You can overheal yourself, up to 240% (180 health)
(+) Overheal drains 75% slower
(-) -50 max. health on wearer
(-) -34% clip size
(-) No health from all outside sources on wearer

Idea 2:
(+) 100% of all damage done is returned as health
(+) You can overheal yourself, up to 125%
(+) Does not require ammo
(-) Uses health as ammo, -25 HP per shot, weapon can't be fired if your HP is 25 or below.
(-) -50% health from all outside sources on wearer

Any opinions/mini-critics?

The first idea seems really interesting the second one meh

The second one is basically the Health Widowmaker, although perhaps the HP per shot should be 15-20 instead of 25.

life blood is useless unless you have the crit-a-cola, but even then, it's still underwhelming. i came up with 2 different ideas for it:

Idea 1:
(+) 50% of all damage done is returned as health
(+) You can overheal yourself, up to 240% (180 health)
(+) Overheal drains 75% slower
(-) -50 max. health on wearer
(-) -34% clip size
(-) No health from all outside sources on wearer

Idea 2:
(+) 100% of all damage done is returned as health
(+) You can overheal yourself, up to 125%
(+) Does not require ammo
(-) Uses health as ammo, -25 HP per shot, weapon can't be fired if your HP is 25 or below.
(-) -50% health from all outside sources on wearer

Any opinions/mini-critics?

Oprindeligt skrevet af Little Jiggy | Poopa Mario:

The Ubermeemsh

-Mercenary supplies
-quack-fix
-The oathbreaker

if anybody tries to melee you they have 90% more chance to be ducked up, unless its the scooty booty demoman, then your ducked up, probably, maybe...I don't know I just really hate those guys....anyway you can kill a hoovy in 3 hits if you have 75% uber, so theres that, but long ranged battle your ducked, probably need to be sneaky or try to get them to melee you somehow

QUACK FIX