Heavy: *killing enemies*, RUUUNN RUUUNN IM COMING FOR YOU
Scout: *bonk* Your like a bat magnet!
Engie: *nothing* hey pyro remember the last time Mann co. Gave us some new weapons
Pyro: *counting* *mumbled no*
Engie: That's what I thought
Medic: I was thinking about this problem I'll call saxton see what's going on.
*****beepin*******
S. Hale: Hello this the 5th richest man on earth how can I solve your problems with MY BARE HANDS
Medic:Yes this is the medic of the red team can we get some new fire arms?
Hale: sorry can't, but I do have this one truck I punched down the road with a bunch of cases filled with good stuff
*beep*
Hello? Eh COME HERE BEAR
Medic: We're doomed the blu team is coming near our last point
*distance beep*
*slightly louder beep*
*really loud beep*
*CRASH*
*Rest of team rushes in with weapons ready*
*Spy slaps scout*
Spy: AGAIN SCOUT YOU COSTS US THE MISSON!
Scout: IT WASNT ME GUYS
Engie: Calm down fellas it wasn't any of us
*heavy opens a gigantic case while everyone else watches*
Heavy: I....LIKE THIS WEAPON(leviathan)
*Everyone else opens cases that reveals weapons made by lovely community*
Solider: WHAT ARE WE DOING STANDING AROUND LIKE A LAND MINE LETS RIP EM
Heavy: EEEEAAAAAHHHHH
Demo: heh wut?