You're the .1% that Lysol can't kill. You're the STD that people catch when they don't wear protection in Thailand. You're the song the everyone skips over. You're the piece of hair in someone's burger from McDonald's. You're the fly that's bugging everyone while they eat. You're the creepy pedofile uncle that keeps showing up to family gatherings uninvited.

Men with pens, taekwondo Union. Our well too bad, more than 300 basic and death for many people the illegal strike. He is a graduate of United States army won the war a gorilla. However, only one goal. I hope I've seen since their destruction in the country. I'll tell you what I think. And disgust? And I think, again, it was amazing. On this occasion, Greece IP network where you can find the best thought he was prepared for the storm. There are things that went into the hands of the storms in your life. If you're a woman. It can be anywhere at any time, such that more than 700 and can kill. Do something else that fight with each other, but "United States Navy" and move them through the dark interior of the tail of the Mainland, but have access to a wide variety, the little boy. Cooking of vengeance and rightly so in the comment above, and I hope that you can eat. But now, to pay the price, just stupid. He is willing to die for you, being happy, honey.

I sexually identify as Marco Rubio. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. People say to me that a person being Marco Rubio is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. I'm having a surgeon install the ability to dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what's doing, and the ability to know exactly what he's doing. From now on I want you guys to call me "President" and respect my right to dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. If you can't accept me you're trying to change this country and need to check your Chris Christie privilege. Thank you for being so understanding that I'm dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing.

┌( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ GET DOWN ┌( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿

This is a robbery put the memes in the bag and no one gets hurt!

🚓🚓WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO🚓🚓

⋋| ◉ ͟ʖ ◉ |⋌ OH ♥♥♥♥ ITS THE MEME POLICE ⋋| ◉ ͟ʖ ◉ |⋌

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(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) THIS IS THE MEME POLICE, RAISE YOUR MEMES WHERE I CAN SEE THEM (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)

┌( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS ┌( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿

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( ✖ _ ✖ ) REST IN PEACE 1 UPVOTE EQUALS ONE MEME IN THE AFTERLIFE ( ✖ _ ✖ )

My name is 💦cummybot💦and I'm 🚫NOT🚫 a 👬♥♥♥♥♥♥👬

Jaycens trap obsession is getting out of control. Just the other day I was hanging out with my mates and we saw a hot lady walk by. I said, damn look at that lady I bet she has nice boobies and all my friends were like Haha yeah lol Haha and then my friend was like yeah and she probably has nice DSLs and we all were like oh snap lol Haha and then my other friend said and I bet she has a nice ghrobbing ♥♥♥♥ too and then my other friends were like yeah Haha but I was like woah I want her to have a vagina so I can put my penis in it and then my friends started making fun of me and they called me ♥♥♥♥♥boy and started punching me in the shoulder and they kept making fun of me for never having sucked a girls penis and they were relentless until I was crying and then finally they all started kicking me while I was laying on the ground and they left and I was just sitting there in the dust 😔
So basically I'm not too glad about how traps are now mainstrean

I'm Adolf Hitler and this is my concentration camp. I work here with my right-hand man Heinrich Himmler and my son Josef Mengele. Every Jew in here has a story and a reason to die. One thing I've learned since 1933, is that you never know who is gonna walk through that gas chamber.

Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again.

i'm objectively pretty attractive. 6'1'', fit, facial aesthetics, and have a large number of friends. BUT, my little dicklet is laughable. 5 inches long, and a mere 4 inches of girth. to be honest, it hasn't seemed to matter that much with girlfriends. i am enthusiastic in the sack, can muster serious stamina, and know my way around a ♥♥♥♥.

YET there is nothing more i love doing than going to some barslut or tinder ♥♥♥♥♥'s place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGCOCK can appreciate.

i then ♥♥♥♥ them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world.

Yeah get a load of this guy over here. Dr. Knows ♥♥♥♥ About Copypasta. Let me tell you a bit about my background. I’ve been writing copypasta since I was in the 5th ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grade. I may have stopped being original years ago but believe me I know this ♥♥♥♥ inside out. I don’t know what the ♥♥♥♥ your problem is. Believe me when I tell you, I don’t have any patience for people who come into my life pretending to know ♥♥♥♥ about what goes on in my life. Think for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moment before you come to me with this pedantic nonsense about copypasta. Have you ever been to /r/copypasta? seen my pasta collection? I sincerely doubt it. And even then you probably hadn’t completed your course at the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta academy. I've been writing copypasta on reddit for almost two years and I can tell you I spent my time in the subreddit with the copypasta. I actually spent most of my time in the porn subreddit, but believe me, we had copypasta there, big hilarious ones. Please get ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I sexually identify as Marco Rubio. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. People say to me that a person being Marco Rubio is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. I'm having a surgeon install the ability to dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what's doing, and the ability to know exactly what he's doing. From now on I want you guys to call me "President" and respect my right to dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. If you can't accept me you're trying to change this country and need to check your Chris Christie privilege. Thank you for being so understanding that I'm dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing.

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ╯╲___♥♥♥♥ Don't mind me just taking jacyson's traps for a walk

If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd only have 2 bucks and millions of illegal counterfeit dollar bills that only bring sadness and disappointment in the human race and are a scar on the face of earth, ruining and vandalising every-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-thing the human race has strived for.

Gay marriage isn't real marriage. Sorry to all you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ out there who think otherwise. Wanting to have aids is not normal, it never will be. You're better off pretending to at least like ♥♥♥♥♥. I know, I know, call me homophobic while you shove your ♥♥♥♥ in another man's ass, but did you ever ask yourself why you smell like ♥♥♥♥ and your bars are filled with flies all the time? Probably not. If you guys want to find me, I'll be at your local gay bar with a shotgun.

JAYCEN IS A THOT

HEY HEY HEY TRAPS ARE NOT OK

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I meant no internet at home but at fchs

No internet I'm at fc now regestering. Oh you should walk home today *hint *hint