https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zloWEvRDhgI

Bulletball is the sport that all sports ever invented bow down to. Bulletball is the absolute epitome of human innovation and athletics. When the aliens capture us in their strange moon base and ask us, "Why should we allow your race to live on? What can you contribute to the universe? Why should we let you into the Kool Kidz Klub?" Bulletball will be our answer. At the very sight of it they will instantly bow down to our civilization. The concept of the game alone being enough to bring even the most feared otherworldy warlord to their knees in the sheer and profound amount of creative energy and GLORY that this game holds. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: Bulletball.


A summary of Bulletball:
Bulletball, or Pong, is a gender and age neutral sport for the 21st century invented by homeless black man Marc Griffin. After 26 years of gameplay balancing, fine tuning and countless betas, Bulletball and Bulletball Extreme (also known as Professional Bulletball Extreme) is ready to take American living rooms by storm.
Unfortunately, somewhere along the way, Marc forgot to make his game fun and ended up selling his house, quitting his job, traded his Saab in for a crappy station wagon, and hocking his wife's wedding ring to finance his "invention." Rather than give up in the face of common sense and try to re-establish a life, he's opted to sell his game to cripples and old folk. For the aspiring athlete, there's even a set of Bulletball and Bulletball Extreme branded sportswear and apparel available for order. Because in 100 years, when Marc Griffin is looking down from heaven, he'll be smiling knowing that someone out there is taking this ♥♥♥♥ at least half-seriously.

Bulletball Videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceVHnOCMtSM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAVdFsjjJXY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOOw2yWMSfk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSpnmLYMLhw

In Summation
Scrap together whatever meager ♥♥♥♥♥♥ possesions you have, sell it all and buy as many Bulletball games as you can. Sell everything. All of it you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lets hurry it up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Literally everything. Sell your family into slavery. Sell your organs. Sell YOURSELF into slavery it doesn't matter. All that matters now is Bulletball. Unfortunately you will likely have to buy Bulletball from either a shady website or a yet shadier street vendor, since it is no longer for sale. But as stated before, do whatever you have to to buy it. Kill a man. Rape your dog. Cover your penis in foil and put it in an electrical socket. Hang yourself. Run a Youtube toy review channel for a living. Play Bloodwood Reload. I know it's extreme but you must do whatever you can. Bulletball is going to make humans the dominant lifeform in all of the universe. And all thanks to Marc Griffin, our savior. Goodbye all, and hail Bulletball.

Like God DAAAMMNNNN.
For real get good already do you even know how hard it is to solo que in comp and not lose every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. Learn how to play the game so I can not lose and I'll help you also not lose.