We here at Ass P Ass appreciate and gleefully welcome this sudden vast, unprecedented new interest in our humble organization. We strive every day to facilitate the doing of Stuff and Things amongst jackoffs of all nationalities, races, creeds, religions, ethnic groups, political parties, and gender/species identities.

Please refer to the events tab for information on our latest upcoming engagement. Also feel free to start a topic in our discussion section on whatever (associating-related) subject you may so desire. We will be sure to drop in and impart some of our abundant and insightful wisdom. We yearn deeply in our loins to see you around. Happy associating!

Due to some members being unable to arrive on time, and also because I personally forgot to stock up on lube, the community circle jerk has regretably been pushed back one week to Thursday March 7th, same place and time. This event will be postponed indefinitely until all members can be present.

Attention all members of AssPAss. After much searching, we may have found a location for all future meetings and circlejerks. The lighthouse featured here[www.lighthousefriends.com] would be be an appropriate and fitting spot for a new headquarters. Currently, we are in talks with the owner to arrange a deal. If you have any other suggestions for a place to hold future circlejerks, please let one of the admins or I know.