Yo mah hipsters,

First of all I want to tell you Happy New Year Bit$hes!
2014 will be even more swagnificent as 2013, certainly for you as elite members of the xX[YoLo]Xx clan!

Secondly, I have a delightful message to share with you!
Train Simulator 2012 is now officially Hipster-approved!
For more information on why it is so swag, watch this video, you'll be convinced instantly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnAMDg7IVWs

so go get this game right now and show it some love!

Death to the mainstreamers!
Snake

With our community growing, it is important to know the do's and don't's of our Yolo-gods. These are their 10 commandments, noted on 2 $wag T-shirts and one 'obey' cap, because there wasn't any room left:

#1: Thou shalt be thankful for thy $wag, for others are less fortunate.

#2: Thou shalt not give a ♥♥♥♥ on any given day.

#3: Thou may have 99 problems, but ragers beyeth not one.

#4: Thou shalt not wear skinny jeans, for thy nuts will not fit.

#5: Thou shalt wear your pants lower than your ass crack, at any given moment of time.

#6: Thou shalt not miss an opportunity to express thy $wag, because #YOLO.

#7: Thou shalt not become mainstream

#8: Thou shalt only listen to underground music

#9: Thou shalt honor humans who beyeth more hip$ter than thou.

#10: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's $wag, nor his ♥♥♥♥♥ or bl!ng-bl!ng.

Thou shalt follow these 10 Comm$wagments 24/7 to keep it holy.
#thegodshavespoken #YoLo4eva

Wazzap ♥♥♥♥♥'s, long time no see!
Our King sits on his throne for waaaay to long, he's becoming mainstream!
As the proud members of the YoLo-clan, we can't allow this, so we're holding a new election!

To blast the $wagK!ng of his throne, get a nuke and blow his ass ♥♥♥♥♥!
Do this before he gets to anal rape you with his nuke and you'll become our new K!ng!

May the CoD-gods be with you!
Death to the Mainstreamers!
All hail the Hipster $wagK!ng!

We are all proud of our new awesome $wagmastah!
This boss owned all his opponents in a very uneven match. Our k!ng was runaway champion, all hail him!
Follow-ups were Swag 'mongol' Prince, Luke '#Yolo' Sky$wagger and the unlucky Swag 'Rocketman' Lord. They will try to throw the king of his throne in next matches. Our K!ng is not planning on making it them easy though. He recently acquired the 'ultimate' title for knife running and still beating all of the $wag clan.
He describes himself as being very very very skilled and 'tha boss', which expresses the modesty of our K!ng. We all love him!

-Luke