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You Fool
I thought to myself "When I turn around, there will be a hot naked girl behind me."
I turned around and what do you know... Hot naked girl! I took her over to my bed and I went at her hard.
After a while her moans started to sound... Masculine... I opened my eyes and discovered that the hot babe I was ramming had turned into some fat old dude!
I jumped and fell off the bed. The man looked at me and I thought "Wait... That's Danny Devito! What the ♥♥♥♥?!?"
And then an egg came out of his ass and he said "Can I offer you a nice egg in this tryin' time?"
Thank God my alarm went off right after that... No more sex in dreams from now on.
This isn’t an insult. This is a serious recommendation. See a therapist or psychologist and tell them all of your thoughts.
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I really hope some of you grow up. Being a douche or edgy isn't any kind of redeemable trait. What, you like harassing people who already have it tough over the internet? How about you actually do something and buy a gun or something. I know you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wouldn't, you just like acting tough to jerk eachother off to bullying others. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are so useless and dissapointing I'm done. My time is not worth you kids.
I really hope some of you grow up. Being a douche or edgy isn't any kind of redeemable trait. What, you like harassing people who already have it tough over the internet? How about you actually do something and buy a gun or something. I know you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wouldn't, you just like acting tough to jerk eachother off to bullying others. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are so useless and dissapointing I'm done. My time is not worth you kids.
I really hope some of you grow up. Being a douche or edgy isn't any kind of redeemable trait. What, you like harassing people who already have it tough over the internet? How about you actually do something and buy a gun or something. I know you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wouldn't, you just like acting tough to jerk eachother off to bullying others. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are so useless and dissapointing I'm done. My time is not worth you kids.
I really hope some of you grow up. Being a douche or edgy isn't any kind of redeemable trait. What, you like harassing people who already have it tough over the internet? How about you actually do something and buy a gun or something. I know you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wouldn't, you just like acting tough to jerk eachother off to bullying others. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are so useless and dissapointing I'm done. My time is not worth you kids.
why dont you come on down later to my meat shack?
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