HEY YALL,

BACK from my SEVEN MOnth break. I had a spaghetti addiction that I had to cope with. I sought treatment and I'm back and better than ever. Let's play a match sometime.

P.S. It's been 7 months and I'm no longer ranked

Your leader,

Barron Meister Spaghetti Surpeme Overlard,

Player of the Week is me cos I'm ME

Sincerely,
Me

GUESS WHAT GUYS?? IM GONNA TYPE THIS WHOLE THING WITH MY FINGER ON THE SHIFT KEY INSTEAD OF HOLDING DOWN CAPS LOCK BECAUSE ♥♥♥♥ THAT ♥♥♥♥.

Anyway...IM THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MVP of the WEEK...

Yeah, let that sink in Mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥...I ate more spaghetti than all of you this week. I d-d-d-deserve the grand bowl prize. Have a great week guys. It's only monday, but Thanksgiving is upon us which means...♥♥♥♥ turkey, eat spaghetti.

Love y'all,

Father leader jim jon jimmyjames jessica jaymes (the ho that slept with tiger woods). Drank too much rum and having a goodnight, got work in 6 hours, and don't give a ♥♥♥♥, cos nothing better than a spaghetti-cured hangover

Love,

DoctorAqua

CONGRATULATIONS!!! SHADOW! HELLO? HE HAD SOME AMAZING PLAYS AND I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO WELCOME HIM TO THE SPAGHETTI SQUAD. LETS ALL GIVE A BIG WELCOME TO SHADOW!!

HELLO?


hello? did anyone even read this? you better all be eating spaghetti...
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥...i love spaghetti...hello?

With kind regards and a warm bowl of spaghetti,

Captain Lorde Master Sergeant Major General Baron von doctoraqua

Spaghetti dinner is coming up soon. Hope you guys are ready.