Everyone feel free call this number for SOMEBODY WHO WILL LISTEN!. We care about you, speak your voice. Do not cower in fear anymore. We want to help and we WILL help. This organisation will rise from nothing and perform our coup d'etat on the Liberal party. Enforcing all anti smurf laws around the globe.

Tomorrow we will all travel to Flinders street and sit on the roads. Blocking all forms of traffic. We will sit there until the Australian government finally comes to sense with the issue of smurfing. We expect a COMPLETE BAN on smurfing, and the government to accompany that with a death sentence on any perpetrator