PRAISE [[RIVELLION]]

thank you for the [[opportinity]] sir lora

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caipirinha caipirinha whooo yaaa bamboleo mambolinha

I'm going to make, a good sharp axe. Shining steel, tempered in flame. ILL CHOP YOU DOWN, LIKE AN OLD DEAD TREE. DIRTY OLD SAESNEG, FILTHY OL SAESNEG.

Why, brother Marauder, it is blatant to a perceptive eye, that all tremble afore your Herculean might. Yet they do not exclaim as such, for their kind is wary and skittish in nature, believing that one fanciful word, or gesture, will invoke your rage, and see their abodes lying in ruin. As regaled by the Skalds words, you are able to lift a 5kg dumbbell with ease, and hurl it at a window like a Javellin, shattering the glass and knocking unconscious all who linger within. Some may scoff at the Skalds assertion, clinging to the farce that their words are embellished and overtly far fetched, but we of Rivellion know the veracity of their song, and ken your prowess. Be forever robust and hale, and with your bulging muscles, may the fiends of Westminster and the Knights Of Drey's fury be abated for eternity.

hello gents

I am capable of performing feats of immense physical prowess, actions that defy mortal comprehension. Why his morning I was able to bench up to ten kilograms, is anyone else here able to defy gravity to such an extent? Are any of you capable of acquiring the sheer willpower of benching such an exorbitant amount? How about knowing that this mere act of lifting, will inevitably procure two weeks of strained muscles? I am dubious that any of you are able to transcend to my level of omnipotence.