Kek.

Kek

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

So thick. And tight. And, uh, solid. Freakin' solid. No way are you any other inferior state of matter. Totally solid. And huge. Just hugely tightly solidly thickly great in size. I want videos man, and DVDs. Thick DVDs. Gimme some solid Polaroids please. Keep us posted. Great size. Thick. Soli