Death is our specialty.

We are the Sloth Army, led by General Sloth Of The Sloth Army, we feast on death and destroy our enemy, The Harpy Eagle Army. We are the fastest Sloths on the planet, going 20 Miles Per Hour. The Harpy Eagles swoop in and their already dead. There is one thing Harpy Eagles must understand about entering our domain, and that is to know that they are already dead. We are armed with 22 caliber automatic shotguns, and our artilerrysloths are armed with 500 cal. cannons, the most deadly. Their round shots blow up into 500 pieces, each one sharp enough to cut through 5 boards of steel. So come join us, for we lose 1 sloth every war.