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*is gone and is now High voltage*
So your saying the judge http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-05/art/praa-judge.jpg = http://www.doctornerdlove.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/minecraft_creeper.jpg
Alice do you even KNOW your father?
OBJECTION
The Judge is my real Dad so hes doing this out of hate
Judge: Ba-huh, WHAT?! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS FOOLISHNESS IN MY COURTHOUSE, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY!!!!!
*is wearing your outfit*
your the only naked persion here
Judge: Ms. Alice indecent exposure is a crime and I'm afraid you must be held in contempt of court
Nope and now my cloths are gone
*is covering her girl parts*
...*cough* Was exploding really necessary? *well after being under so much abuse from all these trials being in the middle of an explosion is nothing*
* Cue sad music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X9MbG6S1uY *
It's a well know fact your mother was in love with creepers, however this was always an emotional weight on her because Creepers have nothing but distain for humans. Her love and dedication to Creepers is nothing short of tragic, so she did what any person would do. She went to the sperm bank and got knocked up on Creeper spludge. After giving birth to you she told you only lies of being raped so you would believe you were more Creeper than human. Of course being half Creeper made other Creepers accept you, your mother was always so proud of this. Give it up Alice, it's all over...
Y-you know what ♥♥♥♥ you
*hisses then explodes right next to you*
O-objection m-my mother was raped and I'm hlaf creeper and I was raised by creepers
OBJECTION! *desk slam*
Ms. Alice The Human Creeper as you probably know any creeper near a human will explode, thus being raped is completely impossible!
http://lpix.org/671901/1b.gif
The only way your mother could possibly get pregnant from a Creeper is, ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION!!!!
No my mother was raped by a creeper now I can explode when I'm sceard
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME COSPLAYER/ CHANGLING/ SPY