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It's evil and I advise everyone to stay away...
Thank you for your support
For the record: Back in 1986 I ingested cooties as part of my involvement in an experimental government project testing the effects of cooties in developing countries as a means to generate currencies that could then in turn be traded back onto the world currency markets.
The project name was (If I remember correctly) "Here ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, drink this:" Or HDDT for short.
For what it's worth, I am proud of my involvement in the project. In the end it was a huge success and one of the results was that it had a direct involvement in the creation of the Euro. It also launched the career of CarrotTop and for a short time lead to the rejuvenation of Michael Jackson's performing career. (If you look in the liner notes of Jackson's album "Bad" you will see an entry thanking cooties specifically.)
As an aside, I do have to say that I look damn hot in a strapless Armani.
I'm just saying.
On a tangental but linked line of thought does anyone have any anti cooties spray???
I am NOT a cootie hybrid man woman! (Trust me, I've had several painfully invasive medical proceedures to ensure that I am not).
I am wearing a dress right now, does that count?
Please, just make sure meowing doesn't turn into roaring? There are old people here (OK, the old people is pretty much just me) and they frighten easily by things such as roaring.
Interestingly enough, they (And by they I am still pretty much just refering to myself) are also frigtened by butterflies, puppies, that freaky dollup of Mayonaise that is left at the tip of a squeeze bottle after you've used it, and the entire right half of the nation of Luxemborg.
Oh and cooties... cooties should definitely be on the list too. They are invisible little communists who are plotting to take over the world and they are literally everywhere.
I've got some of them trapped in my basement, actually. Sometimes I go down there and dress them up in party dresses and we have a make-believe tea party! They don't seem to like it too much though, sadly. :(
Oh and I've got a cat on my head right now. Sorry I forgot to mention.
You'll just have to set fire to my bare feet!
Er... wait, I think I'll go put some shoes on for this actually...
I'll ban you not just from the L4D server, not just from Steam, not just from the internet...
I will ban you from life!
FROM ♥♥♥♥♥ LIFE MAN!!!! There ain't gonna be any respawns where I am taking you...
ps matt im having your babies