https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rWA3thlVws

RIP MY ♥♥♥♥♥ HARAMBE

Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being highly leveraged, naked and soaring high off of minimal equity. People say to me that a person being a call option is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install real-time Delta, Gamma, Theta and Implied Volatility trackers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “20ST June 16 Call” and respect my right to be a ten bagger and pull dank profit out of what appears to be small price action to retail. If you can’t accept me you’re a optiphobe and need to check your trading privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vuBA-Y6At4

Martin is live streaming (as usual) come and check him out at this link!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCB6AybM4Cs

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