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DreamyHour 2017 年 12 月 12 日 上午 7:41 
Aaa juste
NotSparks_ 2017 年 12 月 4 日 上午 9:28 
Vote me 2022 please. Thanks kids.
NotSparks_ 2017 年 12 月 4 日 上午 9:24 
Imagine this:

You finally meet the woman of your dreams only to have her fall in love with you. You avoid pissing her off for years and change who you are so that she'll stay. You knock her up and then have to put up with her getting fat, and mean, and extra emotional, but hey - it's okay man! You're passing on your genetic material! You're fulfilling life's only objective purpose!
NotSparks_ 2017 年 12 月 4 日 上午 9:23 
You spend the next decade taking care of a little psychopathic turd that ruined your wife's vagina. You work tirelessly to support it, believing that one day it will all be worth it. You throw a hundred thousand dollars at countless hours at raising it, but ♥♥♥♥ all that; it is progeny.

Then - as you come to the end of the second decade - it just stalls out. It stops growing vertically and starts growing horizontally. It stops growing as a person, too. It lacks any and all motivation that isn't directly related to eating sugary garbage. It doesn't get a job; it doesn't get a degree; it doesn't get a girlfriend. It only gets bigger, and bigger, and bigger.

NotSparks_ 2017 年 12 月 4 日 上午 9:23 
Another decade passes and there is now a certified ham beast living in your home. It eats your food and it uses your electricity to power it's trip-display gaming station. It smells like ♥♥♥♥. It looks like ♥♥♥♥. It contributes nothing at all to your life, except for a profound sense of failure. This is all your sperm can produce? An evolutionary dead-end that has a zero percent chance of carrying on the legacy that you struggled so hard to perpetuate?

Occasionally, it comes waddling into the living room as you and your wife try desperately to escape from your existential dread into the bright colours of the television set. You don't look at it. You don't talk to it. You just ignore it, hoping that it will soon disappear, back into the abyss from whence it came.

This is the story of Luna, he's not like the others, he's a dumb ♥♥♥♥.
Jordy 2017 年 12 月 4 日 上午 9:15 
Kurt Peep Cobain 2017
Kony 2020
Both Names Start With K
Coincidence I think Not
NotSparks_ 2017 年 12 月 4 日 上午 9:14 
Lil Peep deserved to die
NotSparks_ 2017 年 12 月 4 日 上午 9:14 
Mcdonalds chicken nuggets are overrated
Jordy 2017 年 12 月 3 日 下午 2:52 
is fugget ♥♥♥♥♥
NotSparks_ 2017 年 12 月 3 日 上午 9:24 
The feeling isn't mutual ♥♥♥♥♥
Jordy 2017 年 12 月 3 日 上午 6:06 
love you too spraks
NotSparks_ 2017 年 12 月 2 日 下午 5:00 
Die ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Jordy 2017 年 12 月 2 日 下午 2:01 
Succ my cucc
NotSparks_ 2017 年 11 月 30 日 上午 9:05 
Get testicular cancer you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ homunculus.
Jordy 2017 年 11 月 29 日 下午 2:06 
YEET
NotSparks_ 2017 年 11 月 29 日 上午 10:24 
Sounds like someone fell my old coral tree. Spongebob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me?
Jordy 2017 年 11 月 29 日 上午 10:11 
Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me. Said it's gonna be a good one just wait and see.
NotSparks_ 2017 年 11 月 29 日 上午 9:47 
It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday. Not your normal, average, everyday.
Jordy 2017 年 11 月 29 日 上午 8:41 
Gary, now I know I was wrong, I messed up and now you're gone.
EAR RAPE MUSIC.
NotSparks_ 2017 年 11 月 28 日 下午 2:00 
Gary come home