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♥ ketamine addict — Wed, 22 Jan 2020 20:40:28 +0000

I'm currently cringing at everything I did, I was soo fucking cancer back when I used to play daily. I apologize. Suck my dick

Jiao and drugs fan fic

Evil Glizzwald — Mon, 19 Jun 2017 13:29:15 +0000

Jiao was done fragging and playing osu for the day at 12am. He takes off his headset and drops dead tired af on the couch. He hears a sudden knock on the door, he opens it and to his surpise was a big cardboard box that he did not order. He looked around his apartment's hallways and scanned the area to see no one present at his doorstep.

Jiao brings the package into his apartment and decided to open it tomorrow as he truly exhausted from playing all day and not resting his eyes. He takes off his t-shirt, switches off his apartment's lights and proceeds to drop dead onto his bed.

4 hours later at 4:06am, the mysterious box begins to move. It starts twitching about and eventually falls on the floor. Out bursts D R U G S as he stretches his bones and massages his neck for a while. He mailed himself all the way from Malaysia to Macau, he searches for Jiao and eventually finds it. He crawls onto his bed and takes off his pants. He then takes off jiao's pants and shoves his dick slowly into jiao's ass as jiao wakes up and doesn't know what is happening. He flips jiao belly side down and proceeds to rape his while slapping his buttcheeks and putting his 2 fingers into jiao's mouth while sucking his ear. He rapes jiao and cums over 10 times into jiao's butthole, after that jiao lies on his bed crying while drugs runs out of the apartment and to the airport butt naked

LMAO XDDDDDDD

Cry,Crate,Waffle and Wheat's fanfic (Version 2)

♥ ketamine addict — Fri, 24 Mar 2017 14:16:13 +0000

one late night, little wheat has passed his sleeping time as his mommy has told him earlier "if you pass your sleeping time you will be punished" with that in mind wheat is curious to what his mommy is thinking. Wheat became a rebel and ignored what his mama said "what if i don't follow" said wheat with a frown on his face. "oh dear, you don't want to know" said wheat's cute mom c:<.
after that wheat was scared but at the same time tempted to disobey his mama's order. "God why am i doing this." said wheat as he plays with his My Little Fuckboi™ toys, wheat is now playing Team Fortress 2 (with his friends), "it's currently 12, I better go to sleep" wheat thought to himself "but if i do i won't get to find out what's going to happen" so wheat continued to play tf2..
an hour passed "huh, seems like nothing's going to happe-" as wheat said that he heard a knock on his door, wheat went to take a look but when he went near the door he can hear some girly giggles of someone he knows. wheat still very tempted to go check is now scared and went back to his chair and tell his friends what is going on but after a while the door got knocked down it was Waffle, Cry and Crate all three of them are here to punish little wheat.
Cry came up behind wheat and knocked him out after a while wheat wakes up to find himself handcuffed to his bed. Waffle and Crate are both laughing at his pathetic excuse of a dick, but Cry doesn't seem to mind as she looks really turned on by it. (apparently Cry is very attracted to microdicks), wheat is currently shivering in fear as he struggles to get a hard on because he's secretly gay.
"why is it so little" Crate whispered to Waffle. "Cry why are you doing this" asked wheat, "it didn't have to be this way" as wheat struggles to get out Waffle observed his room and found a buzz lightyear toy and shoved it head first into his anus. wheat at this point is now screaming in agony. wheat is trying to figure out a way to get out of this hellhole. Crate then took out 3 massive strap-ons, they started doing swordfights as little wheat watched.
"you enjoying this wheat :3" asked Cry "no, cry why are you doing this" replied wheat. after a while they all turned on wheat and turn him around and double penetrated his ass while Waffle is making him deepthroat her massive strap-on, as wheat gag and scream in pain his mommy watches and records the entire situation. "ooo little wheat you like that, little dirty slut" waffle asked aggressively as she pounds wheat's asshole.
Crate went to grab a pencil that was later used to penetrate wheat's urethra. wheat is losing a lot of blood as he gets double buttfucked by his own senpais and is gagging by one. Crate is going very deep with that pencil down his tiny chode "give me that tiny cock" Crate demanded "yeah you like that, wheaty" Crate presumed. "don't do it any deeper than that please" wheatly is now begging for crate to stop.
"oh it's not deep enough, dear." Crate said as she pushes the pencil fully down wheat's mangina. after they were done wheat was left covered in squirt of the 3 girls and his asshole was gaping with a bleeding micropenis. wheat is now traumatized and is being forced to drink cum and squirt by mama's order.

ur welcum ecksdee.

crate x waffle x cry, ( Asia's sexiest girl medic mains alive )

Evil Glizzwald — Fri, 24 Mar 2017 14:03:39 +0000

B4 i write this fan fic pz no h8, i am gud man trying to make a living writing fan fics no h8 ok m8? Ok lets d0 th1s

Waffle just finished a good match on turbine. Getting 8 doms and top scoring as a medic. She was just hanging out in the sad corner, alone but then 2 more people joined in. It was crate and cry, all 3 girls sit there and chatted for a while. They developed a deep relationship quickly, things quickly got hot and steamy as crate wanted to show waffle and cry her tits and cry wanted to show both her face and soon waffle wanted to show them her pussy. The 3 soon gathered together at a local pub in Singapore. Cry took 2 days to reach Singapore but it was "worth it" she said. 3 had drinks and got drunk, they soon went back to waffle apartment. In the elevator up, crate slapped cry's booty, cry turned around and slammed crate agaisnt the elevator wall and started kissing her roughly, her hand then crawled up cry's short skirt and cry laughed and blushed. Waffle then took off her dress and joined in, she groped both of crate and cry's tits, the elevator then mysteriously stopped. The doors opened and on the other side stood none other than. Drugs and Shpee, drugs boi took a screenshot and laughed. The elevator then continued going up.

As they reached their floor, they were already making out. In Waffle's room, the 3 got naked and soon got onto the bed, waffle and cry wore a strap on with a 13 inch dick. The floor shook as the 3 ferociously fucked each other and shoved medi guns up their asses, below the 3 lesbos were idek and mance having sex on the bed not giving a single shit bout the noise. After 9 hours of violent thrusting and moaning, crate, waffle and cry passed out after a while. But suddenly Cry stood up and looked at crate, Cry then licks crate's stomach and sucks her tits as they moan. The both of them scissored each other hard and tough. Their pussies soaked and wet, waffle got up and looked at both of them having a great time and not including her. The 3 got into a fight and eventually all 3 died becoz of a gay ass ubersaw fight.

um thx k bye.
Cast:
mance
idek
drugs
shpee
crate
waffle
cry

Camera man:
Drugs

cool shit

The Death of a legend

Evil Glizzwald — Sat, 18 Feb 2017 15:22:17 +0000

It has been a year since a legend left us in despair. The Shpee has left TF2 and moved on with his life, his account remains untouched, items left to collect dust and friend's left wondering if he would ever come back to TF2. Let's all have a moment of silence for the S main, Thai singing, asshole licking legend Shpee we shall never forget you......

Sex Wars episode 69: The Revenge of the virgins

Evil Glizzwald — Sat, 04 Feb 2017 11:04:37 +0000

Galaxy in peril, the empire has taken custody of the Condom system and the dildo system. Somewhere outside in the outer rim, a group of leaders only known as the weaboos in disguise band together in order to take the deathly empire down. Meanwhile the Sith are plotting against the republic, and are in hiding while planning their next step. Rebel leader mance "FUCKING" loot, has sought a plan to destroy the empire's secret weapon only known as "The black dildo Death Star," and 100x larger than the Death Star.

Meanwhile on the soothing planet naboob, near the Thailand system. Limeno Skywalker and Padme waffelia, were discussing their plans for a marriage and eventually a baby. They soon got tired and decided to go back to their quarters, waffelia slowly took off her dress, and limeno took off his robes and his pants. As waffelia slowly laid back onto her bed, limeno slowly laid on top her while slowly shoving his Jedi dick into her royal pussy, they moaned and groaned until dawn...........

"The empire will be activating their secret weapon soon, we must not waste any more of our time that we have left," stated admiral Astonyan.

"I agree, the empire isn't going to play fair and neither will we, CORPORAL WHEATLFUCKER ACTIVATE THE SCOUT FIGHTERS," shouted commander mance "FUCKING" loot.

The rebels and the republic settled an alliance together in order to uphold republic justice against the fucking Indian empire.

"You look as cute as ever my darling," praised limeno

"And you are always handsome my precious limey." Replied waffelia

Gathering their clothes they went outside to have breakfast. After morning breakfast, limeno had Jedi business to attend to while waffelia had to go to a meeting with the republic senate.

The republic had been notified that a war had been waged between the rebel and the empire. They deployed both of their most trustworthy Jedi, padawan limeno skywalker and Canceroon kenobi.

"Just another walk in a park right my master."

"Don't be too arrogant my padawan, you still have much to learn."

"Yes my master, but how are we supposed to help"

"The empire has kidnapped Chancellor Ideknobelia, we shall take down the the Sith Lord Alex and grievous. Once we're done with that we come back home pop open the sperm champagne and we celebrate."

"I knew I could always count on you my master"

Walking down the Jedi temple's hall, they hop into their X-Wings ( I don't know what the fucking things anakin and obi wan used just comment down below )
But they still were confused, if the Sith Lord Alex has come out of hiding then the Sith Emperor would've come of hiding as well, but they are still wondering where he is.

Limeno and canceroon enter a room, seeing the chancellor strapped onto a chair while Sith Lord Alex was beside the chancellor and ready to fight as he activate his red curved lightsaber, both Jedi masters activated theirs too as they got into fighting form, with canceroon's fierce form 2 and Limeno's aggressive form 5, Alex made the first move as he made a strong blow onto canceroon but he reflected it while attempting to strike but remain a defensive stance. Limeno then got behind Alex but the Sith Lord reflected both blows and did it over and over.

The 3 force users exchanged powerful blows and powerful counters along with a few defensive strikes. Alex then force pushed canceroon into the wall and now limeno is left alone fighting the Sith Lord Alex, as they swung their lightsaber they got into a lightsaber lock.

" I sense the dark side within you boy, the fear, hatred, suffering. You have it but you don't USE IT!!" exclaimed Alex

Limeno ignoring his comment he used the Sith lord's cockiness and cut off his hands.

"Ha..ha....ha, very good very good...... now kill him." Commanded chancellor ideknobelia

"I shouldn't, it's not the Jedi way." Replied limeno

"DO IT!" Shouted the chancellor

As limeno tapped into his anger he mercilessly cuts off alex's head with a scissor blow with the Sith lord's own lightsaber

A day passed as canceroon, approached limeno and questioned his decision in killing Alex. Limeno smirked and walked away angrily.

End of part 1, second part will be released tomorrow

Merry Christmas

♥ ketamine addict — Sun, 25 Dec 2016 11:55:14 +0000

Merry fuckin Christmas everybody.

i'm just doing a random annoucement cause i haven't done it in awhile and woah it's christmas watcha look at that, anyway have a nice life.

shpee is alive

Evil Glizzwald — Sun, 04 Dec 2016 13:05:41 +0000

he is alive and sexy

Hellow. :3

♥ ketamine addict — Wed, 23 Nov 2016 13:49:23 +0000

https://youtu.be/MSwYJowj8-A
I sux Dick

Pyro breaks in and rapes soldier main Pornhub

Evil Glizzwald — Sat, 19 Nov 2016 17:32:51 +0000

I was just finishing up my causal game with 200+ points on soldier, with my medic main and other buds. It was getting late so we decided to call it a night, i turned off my laptop and went upstairs to sleep in my bed with a soldier themed blanket and pillow, when out of the thin air, I heard my downstairs kitchen window open. I decided to ignore it thinking it was just a rat, but then I swore i heard a plate break. I went downstairs to investigate, what I saw was a 2 broken dish plates and the window lock busted open and oil on the floor with an empty flare gun shell, a filthy fucking pyro main was in my house. Possibly wanting revenge after dominating him in an MGE. I looked around for a while and saw nothing, I decided to go upstairs and go back to sleep with my bed room door locked. Just as I locked the door, a black rubbered hand covered my mouth and dragged me to my bed, where the black figure took off my pants and started stroking my dick, "my name is Manceloot, and im gonna fucking kill you for using shotgun on me in mge, you fucking soldier main," he muffled in an asian pampered pyro accent. He then tore my underwear away and his rubbery gloved hands were caressing my rock hard frozen sausage, He took his degreaser and shoved it so deep up my anus, it hurt so much, he then took a flare shell and shoved it deep down my urethra, my ass and dick were bleeding furiously. He tore open his lower undergarments and jumped on my 13 inch beef bus, and he said to me whispering and licking my ear, " are you ready for some mailed male action? " I said yes, and he took his postal pummeler and shoved it up and down his urethra while riding me. My dick started to tinkle, I was coming, I was coming so hard but the shell blocked the white juice, but eventually gave way and shot it up manceloot's ass and killed him instantly, I thought I was finally relieved of the pain, but then I realized, I killed a pyro. I then realized, all the attention I would get as a soldier killed a pyro main, I had to become a pyro main to avoid attention. I didn't want the responsibility as a filthy pyro main, so I took my shotgun and aimed it up my throat, and shouted right before I pulled the trigger " MANCE HAS A REALLY TIGHT ASS," and My face was blasted off by my own shotgun.....