RIP Serious Saturdays. Hiatus Thanksgiving Event Confirmed.

We'll be back when Serious Sam 4 releases.

RIP SS3. Ricochet Thanksgiving Event confirmed.

Last night's modded event was a blast. Got some good footage too, I'll upload some of it sometime this week.

Reminder that all Sam games are 90% off, if (god knows why) you don't own them all by now.

You should play with us, captain

The event was in your heart all along.

WHERE IS THE EVENT, CAPTAIN
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE AN EVENT

Some music for next Saturday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eKFk1THEU8

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, Gone Serious might become a reality.

Guys prepare for "The Serious Principle" :^)
http://www.croteam.com/big-sam-4-news-screenwriters-confirmed/

when are you going to schedule the event

/guess z

This weekend.

Hangman event hosted by Aoi 2.0 with Croteam and John J. ♥♥♥♥ when

Wobbly's Odyssey from the last TFE event
http://youtu.be/ZlOogLAsfmo
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More than the wecommended amound fur der servur

That's a lot of dedotated wam

Upgraded the dedicated server again. Added i7 3790K, 32GB RAM, and put HDD in RAID 1.

They are doing a bunch of updates to SS 2 right now but haven't fixed what I consider "important fixes" yet. Every update I check.

REMOVE FURRIES remove furries
and the dutch

I've done multiple tests trying to secure a Revolutions server for us with no luck. Passwords don't work, hidden servers won't respond, and almost all console commands are turned off.

Added this weeks "wonderful" event videos along with Saps stuff

Check them out

After Serb kills himself.

CHAPTER 2 RELEASE WHEN?????????

I think we can all agree to never have another HD Extended event ever again.

or at least until Chapter 2 is finished so that we can see more of Solais' amazing map making skills.

He only said that because he doesn't want to say "No" and get flack for it. But he has said he's not going to implement it.

I may have, and forgotten about it. I did look it up now though and Scratch did say that they'll probably implement votekicking "eventually".

Then again Revolutions hasn't gotten an update in over 3 months so yeah.

I thought you saw the thread Serb made.

Wait why the ♥♥♥♥ would the devs not want a votekick feature?

I think we could try again. We could try having an unlisted server and be very conservative with who we give the IP to. The dev did make "multiplayer pause" off by default at least.

>we will never play 48 man Sam because of furfags ruining everything they touch

And that's why Revolutions isn't on our recommendations.

The dev team told me they don't want it to have that feature. So, probably never.

when is scratch going to add votekicking to revolutions

What

Sounds like I got fired. lol

And as Captain said we're in the middle of a clan war right now. You could've been a spy for all we know.

Fun fact: being in the chat during events reduces the chance of you getting kicked by 300%. Some people can't be arsed to check your profile to see if you're actually part of the group or not. If you don't want to be in chat then at least make sure your profile isn't private and that you can name a dank meme.

You should also consider having a name that doesn't scream "I'm 13 years old!".

Also we're in the middle of a clan war with Skial. I think most people are just assuming you're being a voluntary POW.

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Everytime i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ join the serious saturday someone kicks me WTF?????

Is there even anyone in this group who still hasn't bought it?

Hey carpet munchers, the Serious Sam Complete Pack is 85% off until June 22nd. If you're missing the Jewel of the Nile DLC, pick it up for $1.50.

Have YOU englidened the word today, SSw/v/?

Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

He died as he lived:

Autistic.

RIP Jawpz 2012-2015
a real human bean

I don't know who that is

Ben Garrison has joined the game
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