Welcome to the Grumpy Club Laddehs!

We are the army of Grumpy-brandishing warriors!

We will show those lassies that no sword, bat, shovel, axe, saw, or anything else, can best the sheer power of our bottles!

They will tremble as they stare at their wee screens, reading that they have been dominated by such fierce and powerful warriors of the Grumpy!

We will not stop until everyone knows that a Grumpy Warrior is fiercer, more loyal, and downright manlier than them!

So come to arms, fellow Demomen, tonight we drink in hell! (And here too!)