> When I was 9 yrs old, I loved shrek so much
> i had all the merchandise and movies
> I pray to shrek every night before bed,thanking him for the life i've been give
>"Shrek is love" i say. "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and he calls my a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
... >i Call him a ♥♥♥♥
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>My face hurts now
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>A ...warmth is moving towards me
>i feel something touch me
>It's shrek

>i am so happy
>he whispers in to my ear, "This is my swamp"
>he grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>i'm ready
>i spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
>he penetrates my butthole
>it hurts so much but i do it for shrek
>i can feel my butt tearing my eyes start to water
>i push against his force
>i want to please shrek
>he roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love sauce
>my dad walks in
>shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "I'ts all ogre now"
>shrek leaves through my window
>shrek is love,Shrek is life

Tip no. 8: There is no Tip no. 7
Tip no. 10: There is also no Tip no. 9, because 7 8 9 and he went to jail

Tip no. 5: Get particle effects
Tip no. 6: Shoot people

Tip no. 3: ???
Tip no. 4: Profit

Advice on each class? o_0
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Tip NO. 1: Don't suck
Tip NO. 2:Shrek is love, Shrek is life

Sure we will probably have discussions about each class, giving people advice in the process.

teach me to be good?

xD we shall surprise you

I am expected to see some sort of buttsex out of this.