I would like to felicitate Dwight Kurt Schrute the Third, also known as the Majestic, the Just and the Fierce, with being our first uninvited-unknown-completely-found-this-group-by-himself person.
Spread the word oh mighty Schrute!

To many more to come!

He's awesome.

The government recently released information hinting at what might be an even bigger epidemic than SARS. Officials were unavailable for comments. However, one official noted that "as long as people don't panic, Fe can be treated. Just stay calm, keep a clear head, and take half a bottle of aspirin as a precaution, just in case."