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Mr. Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So your in charge around here is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
Ok, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is
Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micro manage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)
Hit on de€brah (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a ♥♥♥ line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
♥♥♥♥ on debrah's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh, ♥♥♥♥ me a can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do it ♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥ out (like a boss)
Puke on debrah's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
♥♥♥♥ a dudes ♥♥♥♥ (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
♥♥♥♥ my own ♥♥♥♥ (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
♥♥♥♥ his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the russian's (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Uh huh so that's an average day for you then?
No doubt
You chop you balls off and die?
Hell yea.
I think that at one point there you said something about sucking your own ♥♥♥♥?
Nope
Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Naw that aint me
Ok well this has been eye opening for me
I'm da boss
Yea I know I got that you said that 400 times
I'm da boss
Yeah, yeah I got it
I'm da boss
No i heard ya,see you later
Like a boss

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