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*Video 1/8/11 - Minor Event - Fucked with Wendy's toilet after dumpster diving

76561198000579270 — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 05:10:06 +0000

After i went dumpster diving, i went up to Wendy's and got a triple cheeseburguh 2 large fries and a baked potato. ( Indeed, Wendy's has them. ) and a large coke. I went to piss and wash my hands from the dumpster diving. Since there was only 1 group on people in the store eating i decided i was going to fuck with the toilets in some way. I went in there and i pissed. I saw a huge ass roll of toilet paper in the corner, i picked it up and as the toilet was flushing i dropped it in there. I was certainly to big to even get slighty jammed.
I got out of the store before management or a worker went in there. That's why i ordered at the drive-through.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Gzi8okXks

1/8/11 - Went dumpster diving

76561198000579270 — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 04:00:05 +0000

Went dumpster diving tonight instead of the 14th. Went through a dollar store dumpster, found 2 broken plates and a few christmas ornaments. Mostly boxes. Went through a pizza place dumpster, smelled horrid and didn't even tear open a single bag. Went through 2 food lion grocery store dumpsters, LOTS of sealed (probably edible) produce. Finally tried a hair salon place. This is where i scored. I walked upto it and noticed a big bag thing sitting in it. I pulled it out and it was a motherfucking huge airport travel bag. No stains or anything just moderate wear. The only thing that was in it was a penny, a sillica gel packet, and a tag for a pair of pants (just the tag). I've looked it over and there's no mold or tears or anything. I'm gonna use it for trips and shit and yo.
I'll get the video up sometime later.
(Also, i smell like piss. Really bad yo.)

http://imageshack.us/g/823/dsc01353il.jpg/

I also left my pair of gloves on top of my grandmas car, when i got out one of them was still barely hanging on and the other missing. Good thing i brought a spare pair . I found the second one on the way back.

1/8/11 - Went dumpster diving

76561198000579270 — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 04:00:04 +0000

I'M GOING DUMPSTER DIVING ON THE 14TH. WILL RECORD AND UPLOAD TO YOUTUBE.

76561198000579270 — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 07:04:03 +0000

7-8/10 - 7-8/11 Serial Shitter

76561198000579270 — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 07:27:43 +0000

Serial Cat Rapist: you want to hear another of my shitty ass stories?
≤Łλ ‹ Viрė Staя≥G˚: y
≤Łλ ‹ Viрė Staя≥G˚: a
Serial Cat Rapist: kay
Serial Cat Rapist: this has happened twice
Serial Cat Rapist: near where i luive
Serial Cat Rapist: live*
Serial Cat Rapist: theres a pond
Serial Cat Rapist: called
Serial Cat Rapist: Chipmans pond
Serial Cat Rapist: and a ramp and small picnic area
Serial Cat Rapist: one time
Serial Cat Rapist: i went there
Serial Cat Rapist: to the picnic area
Serial Cat Rapist: and theres a lot of trees
Serial Cat Rapist: ALOT
Serial Cat Rapist: i got out of the car
Serial Cat Rapist: i walked over to a picnic table
Serial Cat Rapist: i looked over
Serial Cat Rapist: to the right
Serial Cat Rapist: and by a tree
Serial Cat Rapist: there was a fucking
≤Łλ ‹ Viрė Staя≥G˚: turd?
Serial Cat Rapist: big pile of shit
≤Łλ ‹ Viрė Staя≥G˚: haahha
Serial Cat Rapist: FUCKING HUGE
≤Łλ ‹ Viрė Staя≥G˚: what a guess!!!
Serial Cat Rapist: JESUS ALMIGHTY TRIPLE SIZE
Serial Cat Rapist: AND I WENT OVER THERE
≤Łλ ‹ Viрė Staя≥G˚: biggert than jesuses and gods?
Serial Cat Rapist: ON TOP OF IT
Serial Cat Rapist: THERE WAS SEVERAL PEICES OF TOILET PAPER
Serial Cat Rapist: WHICH MEANS
Serial Cat Rapist: SOMEBODY WENT OVER THERE
Serial Cat Rapist: AND SHAT RIGHT THERE
Serial Cat Rapist: I HAD MY CAMERA
≤Łλ ‹ Viрė Staя≥G˚: ahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhahahahahahahhha
Serial Cat Rapist: I TOOK VIDEO
Serial Cat Rapist: THAT WAS BACK IN AUGUST OF 2010
≤Łλ ‹ Viрė Staя≥G˚: u0oload i to fb
Serial Cat Rapist: IT'S ON SOME OLD DV TAPES
Serial Cat Rapist: I NEED A SPECIAL CABLE
Serial Cat Rapist: FOR THAT
Serial Cat Rapist: AFTERWARDS
Serial Cat Rapist: A YEAR LATER
Serial Cat Rapist: PROBABLY ABOUT
Serial Cat Rapist: JUNE-AUGUST
Serial Cat Rapist: INBETWEEN
Serial Cat Rapist: I WENT THERE AGAIN
Serial Cat Rapist: ALSO HAD MY CAMERA
Serial Cat Rapist: IN THE EXACT
Serial Cat Rapist: SAME
Serial Cat Rapist: SPOT
Serial Cat Rapist: IT WAS BIGGER
Serial Cat Rapist: FUCKING APE SIZED
Serial Cat Rapist: TURD
Serial Cat Rapist: AIN'T NO MOUND
Serial Cat Rapist: FUCKING TURD
Serial Cat Rapist: THE KIND THAT LOOKS LIKE IT STRECTCHES YOUR ASS
Serial Cat Rapist: REALLY FAR
Serial Cat Rapist: AND THERE WAS ALSO TOILET PAPER
Serial Cat Rapist: WHICH MEANS IT WAS THE SAME PERSON
Serial Cat Rapist: I TOOK VIDEO
Serial Cat Rapist: AGAIN
Serial Cat Rapist: IT WAS IN THE SAME TIMEFRAME TOO
Serial Cat Rapist: AS THE OTHER YEAR
Serial Cat Rapist: I'M THINKING IN JULY-AUGUST ON 2012
Serial Cat Rapist: IF I GO AGAIN
Serial Cat Rapist: I WILL SEE IT AGAIN
≤Łλ ‹ Viрė Staя≥G˚: AHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHHAAH OMG
≤Łλ ‹ Viрė Staя≥G˚: fuck thats funn
Serial Cat Rapist: FUCKING VANDILIZER
≤Łλ ‹ Viрė Staя≥G˚: y
Serial Cat Rapist: SHITTIN ON EVERYTHING
Serial Cat Rapist: SERIAL SHITTER
Serial Cat Rapist: MY GOD ALMIGHTY

STARTING TO GET SOME SLIGHT PAIN

76561198000579270 — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 05:20:15 +0000

OH GOD

I'M EATING MORE CEREAL AND I PUT 5 PACKETS OF SWEET N LOW IN IT HOPEFULLY I WON'T NEARLY PASS OUT AGAIN

76561198000579270 — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 05:13:46 +0000

HOPEFULLY IT WON'T MAKE ME ALMOST PASS OUT IN THE FLOOR AGAIN

?/?/10-The Microwave Incident

76561198000579270 — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 01:10:08 +0000

I recorded this on my old DV tape camera also. But it's broke so i can't view it.
One night, it was late(1-4 AM) and i wanted some mac n cheese, but i didn't want to to use the stove and boil water and shit. So i took a pot and filled it with water and noodles. I put 2 rags under the pot incase it overboiled. I put in on for 5-15 minutes. I was back in here and i smelt something burning. I went out there and the rags had caught on fire.(No flames-it was out)The kitchen was foggy with smoke. I opened the microwave and smoke poured out. The rags had burn marks on them, i took those out and put them aside. I took the pot out and the water was very cloudy, i took a spoon and stirred the mac, it was like clay. i threw the mac away. But i kept the burnt rags. I might still have them somewhere. I recorded the aftermath but can't view it(read start).

11/?/10-The Mailbox Incident

76561198000579270 — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 00:56:46 +0000

Back sometime around Halloween 2010. for a halloween prank, i had took a shit in a bag.
And i had got a can of tomato soup and i went to a mailbox about 4-7 minutes from here.
(Note that this at like 11-1 AM) I walked up to the mailbox, i threw the shit i had in the bag in the mailbox and closed it. I then took the can of tomato soup opened it and poured it on the mailbox. I threw the can in the mailbox before leaving. Also, i recorded this with my old DV tape camera. But this pc doesn't have a firewire port so i would need a certain cable to view it on here. And the camera's touch screen is broke so i can't watch it on the camera either. I got the address of the place on the camera too. I still remember it. I might get a cable to view it sometime when i get some monies.

11/15/11-Being Fat Is Fun

76561198000579270 — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 00:41:53 +0000

Serial Cat Rapist: i'm so fat that
Comrade Luis: Naww just kidding
Comrade Luis: <3
Comrade Luis: :>
Serial Cat Rapist: when i fart
Serial Cat Rapist: i can't fart sitting down
Serial Cat Rapist: anymore
Serial Cat Rapist: ass to mbig
Serial Cat Rapist: big
Comrade Luis: O_O
Serial Cat Rapist: blocks the fart
Serial Cat Rapist: have to stand up
Serial Cat Rapist: and..
Serial Cat Rapist: uhh
Serial Cat Rapist: what i call
Comrade Luis: Oh my god..
Serial Cat Rapist: "grinding"
Comrade Luis: You can't be that fat.
Comrade Luis: Thats just..
Comrade Luis: over
Comrade Luis: the
Comrade Luis: top
Comrade Luis: Griding?
Comrade Luis: Grinding?
Comrade Luis: WHAT THE FUCK
Serial Cat Rapist: where i have to shake my ass to fart
Comrade Luis: I NEVER EVEN KNEW THAT WAS POSSIBLE.
Serial Cat Rapist: i bend down a bit
Serial Cat Rapist: and shake my ass and push
Comrade Luis: OH MY GOD
Comrade Luis: DON'T TELL ME
Serial Cat Rapist: being fat's fun
Serial Cat Rapist: seriously
Comrade Luis: How is it fun?

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Serial Cat Rapist: people don't complain about you eatting 50%+ of all the food at places
Serial Cat Rapist: back when i wasn't fat
Serial Cat Rapist: people complained
Serial Cat Rapist: i swear
Serial Cat Rapist: thats true
Comrade Luis: Thats because they feel its a sensitive subject
Comrade Luis: and do not want to hurt your feelings
Comrade Luis: but in the inside
Serial Cat Rapist: lawl
Comrade Luis: they are probably like
Comrade Luis: "Fucking fat fuck, fuck him and his jelly rolls"
Comrade Luis: But on the outside
Serial Cat Rapist: and being american
Comrade Luis: they are like
Comrade Luis: Nice job man
Comrade Luis: I support you.
Serial Cat Rapist: i hardly wear a shir anymore
Serial Cat Rapist: shirt
Comrade Luis: o_O
Serial Cat Rapist: gotta air these fat rolls
Comrade Luis: How old are you exactly?
Serial Cat Rapist: or i'll get infection

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Serial Cat Rapist: i'm so fat that
Serial Cat Rapist: when i sit my ass on the toilet
Serial Cat Rapist: that
Serial Cat Rapist: my ass is so fat
Serial Cat Rapist: it cuts off my circlation
Serial Cat Rapist: my legs start to tingle
Serial Cat Rapist: i have to get up every few minutes
Comrade Luis: O_O
Serial Cat Rapist: trust me,
Serial Cat Rapist: i'm a pro american
Serial Cat Rapist: and when i go to auctions
Serial Cat Rapist: for something
Serial Cat Rapist: i usually stand because
Serial Cat Rapist: the hard seats
Serial Cat Rapist: my ass goes numb
Serial Cat Rapist: seriouisly
Serial Cat Rapist: from so much weight
Comrade Luis: Seriously?
Serial Cat Rapist: i swear
Serial Cat Rapist: i'm a pro american
Serial Cat Rapist: you've never been fat have you?
Comrade Luis: Yep
Comrade Luis: NEVER

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Serial Cat Rapist: kay
Serial Cat Rapist: it's fun
Serial Cat Rapist: and you have natural body armour
Serial Cat Rapist: and shock adsorber
Comrade Luis: Yea?

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