Subject RICOH
Status ANIMAL
Current assignment ARROWHEAD

CLIENT MESSAGE/////////

We at the Save Point Ministries come with heavy heart to ask once again for your Bureau to review the citizenship status of this creature.

We know that you will find it in your heart to do whatever it is you see fit to help this pitiful wretch adapt to this quickly changing world. And the church humbly reminds you yet again the benefits of citizenship for feral peoples everywhere.

This Minister prays only for the safety of all living things and RICOH is a living thing and as ALL things are; alive. We will wait your correspondence as always. Save Often! Ctrl S!

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*FLICK*
hssssss...
*exhale*

Write this down.

Rude Boi Goldberg
RZA + GZA cross promotion

The Early Bird Special
Worming its way right into your heart clack clack

BRUT Force
high cologne ial firepower

Liberal Tears
...is it tears or tears its confusing...

♥♥♥♥ phone ETa
Its just a phone that calls your home
Thats weird your dad picked up this time ;D

WHY ARENT YOU WRITING
NO STOP WRITING
WHAT
LISTEN SCRIBE AND LISTEN WELL

GOOD. RUN ARROWHEAD.

Continuing:

Damaclese
Hovers over your enemies head
Just LOOKIN *_*:::::::))---o

Occams Raver
Just play house. It never misses

DaDa Spike
Father to his own dirty dirty style with high data fluctuations throughout

*furniture slides around. Something falls and shatters*

SCOOT EM
If you cant shoot em scoot him?

PILUM
pilum up let dog sort em out

LONGINUS
YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST SPEAR
GRATS

CLAIM OAR
Stay on course and TAKE.WHATS.YOURS

....PRAY MOAR
i pray this. Lasts. Forever.

Silence
Shhh... I cant hear the description

*WHAP*

SpeeDOMeter
ASSUME CONTROL

HEH.. Heh.
Oh and about your citizenship

That answer satisfy you?
Of course it did. Agree. I said agree with your head. Up.down.up.down. good boy.

Start writing again

USER1 I AM RISA
USER1 NO I AM RISA
USER1 NO I AM RISA
USER1 NO I AM RISA
USER1 NO I AM RISA
USER1 NO I AM RISA
USER1 NO I AM RISA
USER1 NO I AM RISA
USER1 NO I AM RISA
USER1 NO I AM RISA
USER1 NO I AM RISA
...
USER1 I AM RISA
USER1 NO I AM RISA
...
USER1 FIGHT ME COWARD
...
...
USER1 FIGHT ME FIRST

What is this? How did Dean get such a sweet workout room? I can't believe my lucky lucky eyes! It must be all those supporters what are they called patrondz or whatever

Thank yuo!

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Because you guys are all subscribed Burg's, you're get to see my great thwart idea!

Oops it's supposed to be down here but it's up there on top of the "bee" that's big.
Anyway it's supposed to be a sword that can like cancel an attack and it's supposed to be really big I just can't think of a good name for it if anyone can help me name my Greatsword design that would be great.

Damn I should have came up with the great sword that's a good a$s name. Prolly y its such a great sword. audibly contemplating

3mplyyyy. Greatnesssss. Nexxxt tiMMMMe.

Okay well this keegboarg isn't in orcish so I got to go and practice swords to make the funny letters go back. Then I need to figure out how to make this stupid robot do what I WANT.

Bye!

Oh, thanks youuo!

Bye!

turns to face the direction the treadmill is supposed to be oriented in, arrow-like wires are attached to probes on his skin

TWUNDY TOOT miles TO GO WOOOO!

Oh FUU

////////////////KIA//////REPORT//////////////////////
User Deen has suddenly logged off.
Pilot Dean is hereby assumed KIA INDEFINITELY and suspended without pay for tampering with Citizen level recuperation systems.
///////////////RIP//////DEEN////////////////////////////

As if you could.       *wink*

Alright squire I'll buy you a minute. There. Let's begin.

Well first off I would have to say that I see Brilliance as a very dull descriptor oft employed by dullards and dimwits. Other than that, I believe we are of the same mind. Your turn.

Oh I know! I've heard such Tall Tales of you and your vociferous virtuosity. Some even say you're veritably virtuous! ;_)

Now isn't that the cutest thing you've said all night. Do go on and explain what you mean to me without Whispering too loud. Tell me all about the theater that you like to play around in. Who knows? Maybe we could whisper some more later.

Oh yes some say that is where the art first started, where the art was given birth to by her. I daresay however the region as a whole has ebbed and flowed and ebbed and flowed with such frequency that it is now merely dot-dot-dot predictable.
Hbu. Are you predict a b u l?

Who else do you think I would be talking to silly? Certainly not all the Targets in this 7 Minutes simulation which is about to finish I must remind you. I want to know what you're working with over there. She sure doesn't look like she can move but I see some spring in her knees.

The Twisted serpent body is one of my favorite parts of all time. It's a roll to die for. :× Twisting that torso around focusing on Rhythm and dance...

It's not. Just the specs. It's the. Entire design, the Gestalt. There's a legend. Rookies don't know about it or maybe you do oh, shoot you probably do, anyway. There that guy was pissing me off. What I mean is the overall design is based off of some old programming language called Temple Os or something like that. Which was a strange programming language that still uses 64-bit architecture and can even create its own Melodies based off of mathematical sequences. Very interesting arpeggiator stuff. Anyway the Twisted serpent actually hums at the frequency that Temple OS generates which gives it an uncanny ability to deflect small Munitions even of Arcane caliber. *sip sip* *click puff bright red dot*

OIC. You think because the match is over that you can just keep talking to me for free. But I'll let you in on a little secret mr. Righteous little Raikou. I have secret reasons for wanting to turn our Comm channels off so that we can continue talking, and because I'm your commanding officer that means you're under my jurisdiction as long as you are under my command. So recruit, I'll answer your question as long as you tell me everything I want to know about your machine. Here I go how do I achieve such high prowess, by Bebe: for starters I try to live everyday and absolute excellence. In the morning I have a smoke and a small milk tea with a biscuit. Then I go into my hangar and I tune up every part in the hangar and for every Speck of dust I see on my beautiful masterpiece I remind myself to make my squad do 7 Minutes in Heaven. Then by about noon I go on to the marketplace and look for tricks and trades. Then because of my rank and because of my merchant license I am able to ven purchase and distribute materials for my lieutenants. That is why my prowess is so high --- it's because my teams prowess is so high, because for every Speck of dust they see they wipe it up 7 seconds ago. And everyone in my Battalion has their own tea cups and their own specks of dust deal with. All of that information is incredibly transparent by the way. How boring when conversation becomes monotonous, don't you agree?
C:(

Calm Channel. Stop playback of Crystal Mance. What? Are you still talking about parts to me? How many parts have you played little troubadour. How many parts Until you realize it's the sum and not the part! The theater itself lives and breathes not through the symphony not through the crowd not through the cathedral itself but through the substrate oh, she was The Voice. Sorry I got off on another tangent.
Look oh, you're chat string is cute, good try. :-) however, your playstyle does not suit what you've built. Bottom line get in your garage and stop playing favorites with your new little toy, start looking at the whole picture of what you've put together and you'll actually be able to capitalize on all of that vertical mobility you are too afraid to employ in any meaningful way because of how top-heavy you are. *$!gh......*

Hmmmmm...... *_0-0_*
Okay, I see what you're doing. There's two possibilities here or three perhaps or four or five who knows I'm polytheistic about the answer here and certainly not agnostic to the belief that you had ulterior motive sending this build against my seven. Of that I am certain that is my substrate. I calculate that you chose this awkward build not to practice with a pro and get pointers but so that you could guarantee your opportunity to at least speak with a pro no matter what the result of our match was, and if I were to make one last leap, I'll bet you have all types of tricks in your garage don't you recruit C;

You know your whole platoon talks not Whispers talks about how much of a womanizer you are right? You know all of your battle data is public record to anyone of Citizen status right? You know I have access to that information in moments right? So can our 7 Minutes finally be done and you actually get to what I want you to do which is what I've wanted this entire time which is for us to go right now to your garage and see what's under that hood together?

Blue Flame. Light candle. Tether. Assume control. Either one. Either one. Set unit path in marching formation behind my unit by 7 kilometers updating at my whim. All right, you do the same only leave your controls open for me to see. By the way I turned your Com Channel off. It was muted the entire time but i have my ways. And your phone by the way that's non-regulation one demerit. Or whatever passes for a demerit in your shabby little retinue. *puff* Once we head into this region here. Respond please? Now set a marker. Good boy LOL *pat pat* &) that is where my unit camps for the night. Then like a silent shadow I bid you to rise and congregate and make Merry with all of my unit, come! Come and cast a shadow with your brethren before a fire suitable to light that regal, whiskered face.

You say that now...  C;  fair warning im too complicated even for a curious and crafty kitty chimera like yourself. Just be fun. Show me you, then I'll ask about the match you want to set up in Rim. Ciao. Bebe out.

Hey! Sorry to stop you

Hey I'm serious listen just give me a minute it'll only take a second to tell you this please

I just wanted to tell you that I'm a big fan of yours and I saw last night's performance and you were amazing I know you hear this all the time from everybody, but you really are quite a brilliant artist

Seriously! I'm a bit of a virtuoso myself not to toot my own horn *winky face*

Well I've definitely seen a lot of different theaters if you know what I mean

Mostly in the South Pacific to be honest but I can't really say much more than that you know how it is in the business

Me?

I like to roll around with my chat string out usually wearing a twisted serpent

Oh I know the specs are incredible

Is that so? How do you get your prowess so high?

I never even considered that have you ever tried combining

Wow yeah you're right

Huh.

Seriously? Yeah I'm not busy

Okay sounds fun!